[The WC Files, Volume 11]
[Soon to be the major motion picture event of the year]
[Many thanks to Cheetah for hosting these files on his site,]
[http://cheetah.cwru.edu]

<Cheetah:#StarControl> from mirc's online timer, and the size of the logs, I
                       calculate that the average bandwidth of #StarControl is
                       approximately 25 k / hr
<Cheetah:#StarControl> ain't I bored?

ð Foobaz slaps Pulse^ around with a fresh trout
<Inging> so, how much do you get billed each month for the seafood?
<Foobaz> nothing. i grow them myself
<Foobaz> and feed them with my victims egos :D
<Foobaz> oops, they're getting hungry...
ð Foobaz slaps Inging around with a fresh trout
<Inging> so..ego trout..are they like babel fish?
<Foobaz> yes. except the ego goes in the fish, not the other way around
<Foobaz> hmm. babel fish. ego trout. the tower of babel was knocked down
          because of ego!

ùíù Korky [barakseg@192.117.241.34] has joined #StarControl
<Korky> Hello
<Korky> Want me to tell me about this evil dream i just had?
<Korky> you do?
<Korky> ok ill tell
<Korky> My uncle is supposed to bring me like 20 original games from china
          (games he got for free), and im waiting for this pack for 2 months
          already...
<Korky> so in my dream the pack finally got here, and insted of all the games
          i wasnted i got kiddis softwere like
<Korky> Barney the Dinosuar day in the market, learning english with Pillsbury,
           Purple tentacle's bowling alley (which i got a bowling ball with),
          and some more crap like that
<Korky> then for some reason i ran amok throwing cards at everyone......
<Korky> wierd annoying dream...

<Korky> please say something...
<Korky> if anyone will say something i will leave
<Korky> that will be the only way to get rid of me (excpet for kicking me
          which will also work quite well)
<Korky> but that will just be evil..
<Korky> SAY SOMETHING!!!!!!!! SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!! JUST WRITE ONE WORD SO I CAN
          LEAVE!
<Korky> say bye or something
<Korky> you are all evil! evil ilwrath sitting there laughing! with some
          umgahs too! laughing and mocking! mocking and laughing!!!
ùíù Admrl-ZEX [sol@192.115.106.111] has joined #StarCOntrol
<Admrl-ZEX> hello-o-o
<Korky> I AM FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Korky> I CAN GO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Korky> THANK YOU ORZ!!!!!!!!!!!
<Korky> BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Admrl-ZEX> o.k....
<Korky> now you try getting them to talk
<Korky> bye
ùíù SignOff Korky: #starcontrol (Leaving)
<Admrl-ZEX> ppl... TALK!

<Adder__> problem was that it saw people using showdown pro when they actually
          didn't use it.. dunno why.. probably bitch-x sucks ..

<Tsing> Find all the SC race names used to make up the word
          'Chmmrnmhr-quandrosyrelnormycohr-ah'

<Tsing> Chmmr mmrnmhrm Ur-Quan Androsynth Syreen Melnorme Mycon Kohr-Ah

<casador> you know what they say, dinner is the most important meal of the day
<Tsing> What's it going to be? Wildebeast? Gazelle?
<Tsing> Sorry, crap cheetah joke there...

<Admrl-ZEX> For god's sake, it's just a computer game, get a life!!
ùíù Mikeman has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: For God's sakes!
          It's just a computer game,  get a life!!! 
<Mikeman> wow
<Guybrush> lol
<Mikeman> you said it the same time I changed the topic to it
<Mikeman> how often does that happen?

<Shadow-Ki> I am going to send microshaft some flame mails
<Korky> theyll probably sue you
ùíù Shadow-Ki is now known as Admrl-ZEX
<Admrl-ZEX> I'll sue them!!!
<Admrl-ZEX> anyway!!!
ùíù Admrl-ZEX is now known as Admrl-awa
ùíù Admrl-awa is now known as Admrlaway
<Korky> and if you wont have enough money theyll eat you
<Korky> microsoft ate my leg you know

ùíù Pulse has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: <Korky> dont put
          me in the topic!

<Korky> how can somebody be a child of a corn? can you be a child of an
          eggplant too?
<Pehtoori> =)
<Pehtoori> dunno.. I think they worsipped some weird "öklömöklö" in the corn
           fields
<Pehtoori> "öklömöklö" is something we call a weird thing we dont know what it
           is
<Korky> duh? whats tyat word? (it looks like hebrew fonts to me)
<Korky> oh
<Korky> yeah, its by steven king
<Inging> is that like a thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it
          is?
<Korky> is that question aimed at me?
<Inging> sure :)
<Korky> my aunt never give me anything....i truly have no idea what you are
          talking about
<Inging> heh, it's sort of an obscure reference to the hitchhiker's guide to
          the galaxy game
<Korky> ahha, never read it
<Pehtoori> !
<Pehtoori> you've never read adams?
<Inging> the game, not the book
<Pehtoori> puskajussi!
<Korky> theres a game?
<Pehtoori> oh

<Korky> i was also in the bab-com channel on the warner brothers server but
          everyone there were....well...like the brady bunch...they kept
          hugging each other, kissing, doing rainbows...and they got so mad
          when i once said the word penis (OOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!)

<Korky> did you check out that fallout page?
<Earthling> if u do
<Earthling> gimme the movies
<Earthling> i'll call
<Earthling> I can't
<Earthling> I don't have a browser
<fante> hi guys
<fante> anyone have suggestions of good games to get?
<Korky> why dont you have a browser?
<Earthling> it was destroyded in the last war
<Korky> fallout 2, grim fandango, final fantasy 7, half life, sin, sc2 (duh),
          the new civilization games that are coming out
<Earthling> you see 
<Pehtoori> hadnt had time yet.. going now
<Earthling> I have a war going on my harddrive
<Earthling> I have c , d , e , f
<Korky> and which was is that
<Earthling> and the enemy got f and e 
<Earthling> and attacked d 
<Korky> is f a hd or cd?
<fante> i have most of those games already
<Earthling> in his assult
<Earthling> the netscape was hit
<Earthling> and some games
<Earthling> hd
<Earthling> my cd's are g and h

ð DAvatar reminds you tou *enjoy the sauce*!!!
ð Cheetah consumes *the sauce* by the gallon and relishes it wonderfully
ð Cheetah wonders what *the sauce* really is
<DAvatar> Pace Picante.
<DAvatar> From the folks who KNOW what *the sauce* should taste like.
<Cheetah> heh
<Inging> hey, this *sauce* is from new york city!
<DAvatar> NEW YORK CITY?!
<DAvatar> Get a rope...
<Cheetah> inging - heh

<Mephisto-> Hey, I wonder where R-man's sleeping anyway?
<Cheetah> u are messed in the head, meph
<Mephisto-> Perhaps on the #StarControl futon?
<StrChaser> We have a futon?
<Mephisto-> Sure we do! }:-)>
<Mephisto-> And a couch...
<Mephisto-> And a couple of recliners...
<Mephisto-> It's a big couch though...
<Mephisto-> And some lawn chairs.
<StrChaser> Wow... what else do we have in here?
ð StrChaser looks for the bar
<Mephisto-> And a lot of uncomfortable metal fold-out chairs.
<Mephisto-> Yup, and a bar too! }:-)>
ð Cheetah orders a peach daquiri
ð StrChaser orders a Grasshopper
<Mephisto-> Nope, no bartender...it's just one of those bars where you can
            make crap yourself.
<Cheetah> oh
ð Cheetah makes himself a peach daquiri
<Mephisto-> Unless we hire one...
<Cheetah> have you ever had a peach daquiri?
ð StrChaser transports in Bill... a mechanichal wonder bar robot...
<Cheetah> they're wonderful
<Mephisto-> It's all funded by Stilly too, so make sure to thank him! }:-)>
<StrChaser> On loan from another channel
<StrChaser> Bill! Make me a Grasshopper!
ð Mephisto- grabs a big ol' bottle of vodka from under the bar.
ð StrChaser takes my Grasshoper from bill and sips it.. mmmmmm perfect!
ùíù {TheTao} is now known as BillBar
<BillBar> What'll it be boys and girls?
<StrChaser> hehehe
ð Mephisto- scooches up next to Danette and drinks it.
<BillBar> hey! no sharing
<BillBar> buy your own
<BillBar> we don't have an endowment here!
<Mephisto-> Nah, I drinking the big bottle of vodka that I uhh...borrowed from
            the bar. }:-)>
<BillBar> HEY!
ð BillBar whips out his baseball bat
<Mephisto-> lol
<BillBar> you gotta pay for that!
ð Mephisto- gives the stupid bot $5.
<BillBar> there we go =]
<StrChaser> Bill has a laser, not a bat!
<BillBar> I do? wow! whatdya know!
<BillBar> beep boop brrrrrr kchiink
<BillBar> fzzzzzzzzzzz
<StrChaser> He's a robot!
<BillBar> kool! I can write my name under the bar with it!
<StrChaser> I stole him from a chat room I used to go to
<BillBar> how could you have stolen me? that implies that someone OWNED me!
ð BillBar calls the aspcb
<Cheetah> what's the aspcb bill?
<StrChaser> hehe... I stole you from a Star Wars chat room.... they mistreated
            you there amnyways
<BillBar> the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bots, of
          course!
Cheetah> ok, enough of this
ð Cheetah smacks bill
ùíù BillBar is now known as {TheTao}
<Mephisto-> You know...this place also has a bathroom (AKA the little Orz room
            since Stilly was too cheap to buy a seperate one for men and
            women) and a bedroom (where Kimberly and I spend most of our time)
            with hidden cameras in it (there are cameras in the bathroom and
            the main channel too, Big Stilly is always watching...he likes to
            *watch*). }:-)>
<Mephisto-> lol
<Cheetah> wow, the magic smack
<{TheTao}> I'm not on smack!
<Inging> there's a nice scenic overlook too
<{TheTao}> I'm on heroin!
<{TheTao}> but I'm in rehab =]
<{TheTao}> the people at the rehab center don't know that I drop acid though
           =]
ð Cheetah smacks {TheTao} a bit harder
<Mephisto-> The little Orz room is infested with little Orz that like to jump
            out of the toilet and crawl up certain orifices though...so watch
            out! }:-)>
ð {TheTao} turns into his normal detached self
ð StrChaser finishes her grasshopper and dives into the pretzel bowl...
<Cheetah> too late
<Cheetah> I already ate all the pretzels
ð Cheetah LOVES pretzels
<StrChaser> Damn!
ð StrChaser slaps Cheetah around a bit with a large trout
<Cheetah> wait, here we go, I found another bag
ð Mephisto- brings in a bowl af pretzels as large as a swimming pool and dives
          into it.
<Cheetah> take it from me quick before I devour it
<Cheetah> hey!
<StrChaser> That's ok...
<Mephisto-> Er...of
<Cheetah> YAWN
ð Mephisto- is bored...

<_Stilgar> starcontrol.obscurity.net/files/video/spathi2.zip <---CHECK IT
           OUT!!

<Tsing> Hey, I'm in IngIngs weird conversations Vol.10
<Tsing> Remember....
<Tsing> Big Inging is watching YOU!

<Earthling> .  . . .. . .. . . ... .
<Earthling> .  . . . ... . .. ..  ...
<Earthling> . . ... .. .. .. .... .... . .
<Earthling> . .. . . ... 
<Earthling> . ... . ...  ....  . . .. .  .. . .
<Earthling> . . . . . .. . ... .... . . . .
<Earthling> . . . . . . .  ...............
<Foxbat_> that's great
<Earthling> ... . . .... ... .
<Earthling> .. . . . . ... . .  .. . .  .
<Earthling> TA DA !
<Earthling> My master piece
<Foxbat_> is that a VUX intruder?
<Earthling> can be
<Earthling> it can be many things
<Earthling> thats why THEY call it moderan art 

ð _Stilgar just spent 30 minutes laughing his butt off reading wc10edit.txt
<_Stilgar> Hello IR_Baboon
<_Stilgar> I am in such a happy mood now
<IR_Baboon> And what is WC10EDIT.txt?
ùíù Earthling [~Earthling@R-H-186-25.access.net.il] has joined #starcontrol
<IR_Baboon> hi
<_Stilgar> *Silly channel conversations*, part 10.

<_Stilgar> We should put a quota on people from Israel on this channel :)
<_Stilgar> Or better yet, make everyone here learn Hebrew!
<_Stilgar> "Kif halak ya TanAdept, ana mabsut, ve anta??"
<_Stilgar> Oh wait
<Earthling> Hey Stilgar , do u have a bot in here ?
<_Stilgar> That's Arabic 

ùíù _Stilgar has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: Wconv10.txt
          ROCKS THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Earthling> Our Geography teacher has a major problem 
<Earthling> he gets stucks
<Earthling> simple has that
<Earthling> "Hello children today we will learn about ..... 
<Earthling> 1 minutes
<_Stilgar> Um....my Math Professor is kinda short....
<Earthling> 2 minutes
<Earthling> 3 minutes
<Earthling> ....
<Earthling> 5 minutes 
<Earthling> Geography 

ùíù SignOff _Stilgar: #starcontrol (((( (( (IN STEREO where available) )) ))))

ùíù GaBE`99a [HollaAtMe@p45.amax1.dialup.tus2.flash.net] has joined
          #starcontrol
<GaBE`99a> WHERE IS!
<Cheetah> hiya psycho gabe
<GaBE`99a> STILGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<Cheetah> seen _stilgar
<Reddish> I don't know about _stilgar
<PIF> I don't know about _stilgar
<GaBE`99a> hi crazy cheetoh
<GaBE`99a> ;D
<yehaT> Cheetah: I last saw _stilgar 1 hour 58 minutes  2 seconds ago.
<GaBE`99a> SEEN STILGAR
<yehaT> GaBE`99a: I haven't seen anyone with the nick - STILGAR.
<GaBE`99a> STILGORT!
<GaBE`99a> SEEN INGING
<yehaT> GaBE`99a: INGING is on the channel right now - look in front of you !!
<GaBE`99a> ;D
<GaBE`99a> ING ING!
<Cheetah> how many joints have you smoked in the last 24 hrs gabe?
<GaBE`99a> LETS SEE
<Cheetah> yes?
<GaBE`99a> =D 0
<Cheetah> ok, lets be more general: how many mind-altering drugs have you
          ingested in the last 24 hrs
<Cheetah> prozak?
<GaBE`99a> LETS SEE!!!!!
<Cheetah> nitrus oxide?
<Cheetah> large amounts of sugar?
<GaBE`99a> LARGE AMOUNTS OF....
<GaBE`99a> NOTHING!@
<GaBE`99a> ;D
<Cheetah> then why in the hell are you so nutzoid?
<GaBE`99a> FOR YOU SE!!!!!
<GaBE`99a> THERE ARE TIMES!
<Cheetah> come now gabe, be a *happy camper* and not a *silly cow*.  You are
          enjoying *the sauce* too much of late.
<GaBE`99a> SILENCE!
<Cheetah> nien!
<GaBE`99a> YES!

ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+v fwifo] by LordR_man
<LordR_man> Happy now??
<LordR_man> sheesh
<fwifo> whats that?
ð fwifo slaps fwifo around a bit with a large trout
<Inging> It's a nice little + for you
<fwifo> what did you do?
<LordR_man> Hehe
<fwifo> what does it do?
<fwifo> whats it called
<LordR_man> It grants you magical powers
<Inging> it's called..voice
<fwifo> whats it do for me though?
ð fwifo slaps fwifo around a bit with a large trout
<LordR_man> You can scream really lowd
<fwifo> ?
<LordR_man> It gives you more voice
<fwifo> ????
<LordR_man> Hehe
ð fwifo is very puzzled

<Juffo-Wup> loft.martech.net...trade wars 2002 :)
<Guybrush> oh.
<Juffo-Wup> that is a telnet bbs

<_Stilgar> http://starcontrol.obscurity.net/files/video/Spathi2.zip

<_Stilgar> Everyone here is friendly, and they offer you their monthly saving
           upon request!
<Pulse> Hrm.
<brute`> hello inging
<Pulse> Why don't I even remember saying half the stuff I've said in this log?
          :)
<_Stilgar> Just the other day, I came in here, and Inging attempted to give me
           his credit card number. I Had to fight off his begging!

<KorkMan> damn, i hate litrature
<Pehtoori> whats wrong with literature?
<KorkMan> i dont know hows it is in finland, but in school the way they teach
          us so crapy. they ask what do we think, we say what we think, they
          say: maybe...but this is the right answer, and then they say
          something soooo not true about the poem or book
<KorkMan> its something like this:
<KorkMan> theres the word hello in the book (im just giving an example)
<KorkMan> now the word hello may mean hello in the obvious sense, but no it
          doesnt! we didnt know that in one of the bible stories someone once
          said hello, and because 5 books before that book someone talked
          about sand, so the word hello actually means sand (im not
          exatgrating)

<SnakeMan1>  SnakeMan11's Page has been updated!!!
<SnakeMan1>  www.geocities.com/Area51/Nebula/9824/index.html

<ZenZmurfy> http://pages.hotbot.com/sf/zenzmurfy

<fwiffo> how is chmmr pronounced?
<Tsing> I always pronounce it Chu-Murr
<Mikeman> No
<Mikeman> it's Chim-er 
<Mikeman> isn't it?
<Mikeman> there's no vowels
<Tsing> Why the 'i' sound?
<Pulse> I say more like Shimmer
<Pulse> I don't know why.
<Mikeman> Well
<Mikeman> It's like that
<Mikeman> But I'd really say Chimmer
<Tsing> Ugh
<Tsing> Well, it's not really important is it
<Pulse> unhnfashd
<Pulse> yes.
<Pulse> very.
ùíù SignOff ZenZmurfy: #starcontrol (escapes in a lifepod!)
<Tsing> Why?
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+o Gezer] by Tsing
<Gezer> Thanks
<Pulse> Because it's very important
<Pulse> It could mean the difference between life and death someday.
<Pulse> Say you go to them to enhance your bomb, what are you gonna do when
          they say no because you can't pronounce their name?
<Gezer> :)
<Tsing> Hah.
<Tsing> Yeah, very likely. 'No, we won't improve your bomb and give us our one
          and only hope to stop the kohr-Ah from killing all life in the
          galaxy...'
<Tsing> 'UNTIL you get our name right!'

"Hey, we have a pretty good net connection to the show floor.  For
all of you out there who are fans of companies with "Solutions" in
their names or slogans, you're missing out.  Even little dinky fans
are "cooling solutions" here -- I'm expecting to see the
ConventionCenterDogs advertised as "Meat-Product-Based Hunger
Solutions For The Enterprise."  (I'm so glad nobody has asked me if a
Linux server would be good for the Enterprise, or I would have said
something like, "sure, go ahead and beam it up, we'll bill you" and
been soundly chastised for lame humor.  Tux the Penguin on top of this
monitor reminds me of the "penguin on top of your television set will
explode" penguin though.)"
 --http://vegas.varesearch.com/varesearch/index.html

<Juffo-Wup:#starcontrol> EvilEye: try telnetting to loft.martech.net
* >EvilEye #starcontrol nods
<Juffo-Wup:#starcontrol> telnet bbs :)

<Tsing:#starcontrol> *conversation dies*
<Pogrom:#starcontrol> no shit
<Pogrom:#starcontrol> but at least it didnt die in agony it went nice and
                      quietly
<Pehtoori:#starcontrol> yeah
<Pogrom> i think it would have wanted it that way

<Headrush> www.angelfire.com/sc/Starcontrol2/ is my web page

<Sti|gar> Inging- we're updating the webpage, and it just wouldn't be a good
          update without a word of encouragement or two from you!
<Sti|gar> You are the official happy person of the channel
<Sti|gar> And leader of the cheerleading squad
<Cheetah-> cheerleading squad?
<Inging> #starcontrol, #starcontrol, rah rah rah!
<Sti|gar> "Give it twice to the Kohr-Ah!"
ð Inging encourages the page to be updated
<Sti|gar> Thanks Inging!!! we couldn't do it without you!!

ùíù Topic for #starcontrol: <GaBE`99> if sc3 was called 'Crux vs. Jackasses' i
          wouldnt have bought it
ùíù topic set by Sti|gar [Sun Nov 22 19:00:08 1998]

<Pulse^:#starcontrol> Entschuldigung, Herr Ing
<Inging> apology? (and herr ing? am I fish now?)
<Pulse^> Entschuldigung = Greetings, Herr Ing = Mr Ing
ùíù FortunaW [fortunawol@host-209-214-62-209.ilm.bellsouth.net] has joined
          #starcontrol
<FortunaW> hi guys
<Inging> oh. Babelfish said "Apology" :)
<Inging> hi fortunaw
<FortunaW> who's babelfish?
<FortunaW> hi inging.
<Inging> babelfish.altavista.digital.com
<Pulse^> hehe
<Pulse^> babelfish rocks, but is rather stupid sometimes :)


To Microsoft, Linux means never having to say "I'm a monopoly." 

      Plausible deniability. The famous "Halloween" memos notwithstanding, that's what Linux
      represents to Microsoft, filling the role once occupied by MacOS. When the Department of
      Justice snaps on the floodlights in the henhouse to discover Microsoft in there, with its fur
      matted crimson with feathers and tendons and beaks dripping from its fangs and claws, the
      company can point to the penguin in the corner, sitting there quietly reading its back-issues of
      Dr. Dobbs' Journal, unmolested. "Yes, officer," Microsoft can say, after finishing the mouthful it
      had been working on before being interrupted, "a most awful thing, all of these other creatures
      which couldn't survive in a free-marketplace...but this work, surely it's no work of ours." And
      then on it can feast, after quickly bitching about how the chickens interfered with its ongoing
      commitment to delivering quality solutions which served the end-user. So long as the penguin
      doesn't put up too much interference with its dealings with the chickens, Microsoft will barely
      pay it any attention. 
  -- from IHNATKO #12: Going To See The Penguin
      by Andy Ihnatko, andy@maccentral.com

<Mikeman:#starcontrol> would be like a Robo-Yehat
<Mikeman:#starcontrol> Terminator-Yehat
<Deep-Reep:#starcontrol> hehehe
<Mikeman:#starcontrol> "I'll be bwak!!"
<Deep-Reep:#starcontrol> oh god!
<Foobaz:#StarControl> hehehe
<Mikeman:#starcontrol> mwu ah ha ha
<Mikeman:#starcontrol> :)
<Deep-Reep:#starcontrol> that's so corny is hilarous

<Deep-Reep> don't let anyone tell you otherwise, peptobismol and robitussin
            are actually kinda tasty
<Tsing> Sounds delicious... but I'll take your word for it
<Tsing> I'm not about to try it myself
<Deep-Reep> separately
<Deep-Reep> of course
ð Tsing wonders where the hell IR_Baboon has got to
<Inging> yeah, it's so "tasty" we have a soft drink here that tastes just like
          cough syrup
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Are you sure you're not going in a chemist by mistake?
<Tsing> That would explain it..
<Inging> no, I tried Mr. Pibb (but only once)
<Deep-Reep> what soft drink? mr pibb?
<Inging> yeah
<Tsing> Hmmm... I've never heard of Mr Pibb...
<Tsing> Must be unavailable in Uk
<Deep-Reep> i'll mail you some if you want
<Tsing> I can probably do without... I can just drink something with 'For
          Chesty Coughs' written on it and pretend it's Mr Pibb

<Meph> It's just a regular FServe that I created using mIRC.
<Meph> I was the second one here to make an FServe...
<Meph> Inging's was the first, and he taught me how to make one.
[???? I never had an FServe...]

<fwiffo> then I will buy a book for dummies
<fwiffo> I am one
<fwiffo> when it comes to C
<fwiffo> then I will learn python
<Inging> well, if you install linux, it's usually included in the
          distribution. otherwise, i'd look at www.cygnus.com
<fwiffo> and a whole lot of other stuff
<_Stilgar> Why are you learning python?
<fwiffo> and I will become a programmer
<fwiffo> and make lots of money
<_Stilgar> Fwiffo- sounds like you have your life planned out!
[ctcp(fwiffo)] VERSION
ùíù CTCP VERSION reply from fwiffo: mIRC32 v5.41 K.Mardam-Bey
<_Stilgar> I think I'll be like Inging
<_Stilgar> And move to Illinois
<_Stilgar> And idle in #StarControl
<fwiffo> heheh
<_Stilgar> And have my own fan club
<Inging> heh
<fwiffo> I am ganna write while I am a pgogramer
<_Stilgar> And have armies of women at my leisure
<fwiffo> anmd have money for reitre ment
<_Stilgar> And then....I'll take over the Council of Ings
<fwiffo> just remember, you heled me start my carier
ùíù SignOff LordR-man: #starcontrol (Leaving)
<_Stilgar> And become the Great ING (GING)
<Inging> hah, yeah right
<_Stilgar> As the GING, I'll control the stock trade
ùíù LordR-man [yage@d239.dial-5.cmb.ma.ultra.net] has joined #starcontrol
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+o LordR-man] by Mephy
<_Stilgar> And live happily ever after
<_Stilgar> =-THE END-=
_Stilgar> Ing- ah, you challange my position as the GING?
<Inging> yes, definitely
<_Stilgar> NOOOOO
<_Stilgar> Inging- now we have to battle it out, as the ancient rituals
           dictate!!
<Inging> you are not Ingy enough to be the GING
<_Stilgar> Oh YEAH??!??!!?
<_Stilgar> I'm more Ingy then your mama!
<Inging> oh, yeah? well, i'm more Ingy times two!
fwiffo> hehe
<_Stilgar> I'm more Ingy x Ing^2!
<fwiffo> I am ingy time infinity
_Stilgar> Inging- we must conform to the ancient rituals...we must fight it
           out sumo-style.
<_Stilgar> So, as soon as each of us gains 800 pounds, we can proceed.
ð _Stilgar reaches for the pita bread
<fwiffo> heheh
<Inging> yeah, in the meantime, we can watch Pro wrestling
<_Stilgar> Here come the calories!!!!
<_Stilgar> .1 ... .2 .... .3 ....
ð fwiffo has a heart attack just thinking about it
<_Stilgar> Inging- what's your "pro" name?
<_Stilgar> "Mighty" Ion Ingi Inging?
<Inging> "The Body." No, wait, that's taken.
<_Stilgar> "The ant"?
<_Stilgar> That will send your opponents running..
ð fwiffo falls on his back
ð fwiffo has pale skin
<_Stilgar> See Inging? it works.
<_Stilgar> So it is. Ian "The Ant" Inging.
ð fwiffo is fwifo the dd
<_Stilgar> From the right side.....John "I ate your mother for breakfast last
           night" Smith!
<_Stilgar> From the left side......Ian "The Ant who ate cereal for breakfast
           this morning" Inging!
<_Stilgar> And bets for Inging's side are on!!!
<_Stilgar> Here they come!!!!!
<_Stilgar> 25 cents.....50 cents....
ð fwiffo is dead
<_Stilgar> Wait a minute.
<_Stilgar> How can John Smith eat your mother for breakfast last night?
ð fwiffo is decomposing
<_Stilgar> Heh. So much for my sports narrating career.
<_Stilgar> Ok folks, I'll be back at a later period.
ð fwiffo is now a lump of dirt
ùíù SignOff _Stilgar: #starcontrol (Ok folks, I'll be back at a later period.)
<Inging> Hey! Smith! You know who's going to be taking the title from you
          tonight!
<Inging> aw, shucks

<Dai-kon> heh.... then check out
          http://www.angelfire.com/wv/skanko/starcon2.html
<Dai-kon> there you'll find a cool ship patch page

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<CDR|XDCC> Opz.tcl: I have been told not to allow myself or my fellow bots to
           obtain ops, any attempt will result in my de-oping myself. Database
           save in 1:29

<R-man> My site is supposed to be
          http://ultra.net/pub0/m/mms441/public_html/html/starcontrol.html,
          but it won't show up on netscape or anything
<Tsing> Hmm
<R-man> And I transfered all of the files to the server
<R-man> I transfered it to ftp.ultra.net
<R-man> Hello?
<Inging> actually, the URL is
          http://www.ultranet.com/~mms441/Html/Starcontrol.html
ÚÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ--- --  -
| R-man (yage@d194.dial-6.cmb.ma.ultra.net) (Internic Network)
³ ircname  : Stilgar
| channels : #starcontrol 
³ server   : irc-2.ais.net ([207.154.148.66] American Information Systems, In)
<Tsing> Heh
<R-man> How did you do that inging!
<R-man> Ok, my new sight is, http://www.ultranet.com/~mms441/Html/Frames.html,
          everyone can visit it!
<R-man> Yay!
ð Tsing cheers
<R-man> Thanks Inging!
<Inging> heh, you're welcome
<R-man> Thats strange, it won't show the Cheats page

<crakrmajk> cute ftp is very simple
<crakrmajk> all you do is select the files to upload or download, then right
            click on it, select upload/download whichever it is
<crakrmajk> if you want to go into a directory, you just double-click the
            folder
<Inging> yes, but what if you want to change permissions
<crakrmajk> if you want to go up a tree level, you just double-click the up
            arrow.
<crakrmajk> cuteftp isn't an FTP Daemon...atleast not last time I checked
<crakrmajk> it's just a program to access somebody's ftp
<crakrmajk> whoever's running the ftp has to change the permissions on their
            machine
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<Inging> no, i mean change file permissions on the remote server
<crakrmajk> you can't...
<R-man> Inging, Ultranet.com won't give me cgi-bin access, thats why it won't
          work...
<crakrmajk> that'd be ludicrous
<Inging> even in your own home directory?
<crakrmajk> -you- can't change accesses on -somebody else's- machine
<Inging> yes, but if they're -your- files in -your- home directory...
<Tsing> Heh
<crakrmajk> you'd need ROOT access
<R-man> Ing, ultranet,com won't give me cgi-bin acccess becasue of security
          matters...
<R-man> I';; just have to find a new shell I guess...
<Inging> all right r-man
<R-man> But thanks a lot for your help!
<Inging> crackr: um, no you wouldn't
<crakrmajk> I know that nobody can give accesses to files on my machine
<crakrmajk> I've gotta do that.
ùíù SignOff Pulse: #starcontrol (Read error: 0 (Undefined error: 0))
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<Inging> i couldn't modify your files, of course
<Cheetah> crakrmajk, you're not very up on ftp stuff are you?
<Cheetah> when you have an account on a server that you can put files on, you
          can change the privs on your files...
<Cheetah> rman...
<Cheetah> right click on the file and select change file attributes...
<Cheetah> it's also under the commands menu...
<Cheetah> silly boy

<R-man> Foobaz- I have access to it..so it doesn't really matter
<R-man> I could just delete the whole thing if I wanted to
<DobDohl> what are you talking about?
<R-man> Starcontrol.obscurity.net
<TanAdept> There *is* space on obscurity.net.
<TanAdept> fod is my computer.
<TanAdept> starcontrol.obscurity.net is a web site on fod.
<TanAdept> Filesystem         1024-blocks  Used Available Capacity Mounted on
<R-man> It is?!?!
<TanAdept> /dev/hda1             287818  240173    32779     88%   /
<TanAdept> /dev/hdc1             637037  348901   255232     58%   /home/ftp
<R-man> Stilgar never told me it's on fod!!
<TanAdept> /dev/hda3               8291     338     7525      4%   /tmp
<TanAdept> /dev/hda2              32203   12509    18031     41%   /var
<TanAdept> hah
<TanAdept> Silly Stilgar.

<TanAdept> Pulse: You have spare IPs around for virtual hosting?
<Pulse^> tan: yes
ð DobDohl sighs
<Pulse^> I own 2 c classes
<TanAdept> If so... I could always make things exist in raye.com, bagfest.org,
           obscurity.net, opensmut.com, openwarez.org, meat.net, etc...
<Pulse^> dob: i have a network at home with many ips / domains that i can do
          what i like from
<DobDohl> ow?
<DobDohl> interesting
<Pulse^> yeah.. so you have those domains, plus acidnet.org, m1crosoft.com,
          sux.net.au, froogle.net.au ...
<TanAdept> rumor.org, konkers.net...
<DobDohl> how many pages do you rune from them,?
<TanAdept> Dob: Not all that much as far as web pages.
<DobDohl> ow sorry
<Pulse^> I have a few company pages .. www.cortek.froogle.net.au looks kinda
          groovy
<DobDohl> to late
<Pulse^> not too many other pages tho
<DobDohl> I have a page ( beleive it or not)
<DobDohl> but it is on a free server
<DobDohl> on might and magic 6:the mandate of heaven
<TanAdept> Werd to MMVI.
<DobDohl> I realy liked that game for a while
<DobDohl> ?
<DobDohl> it is at mm6.8m.com
<DobDohl> but it sucks
<DobDohl> uhhgg
ð TanAdept casts Ice Bolt at DobDohl.

<Tsing> http://www.cs.cf.ac.uk/User/G.Harris/kohrside.jpg shows it from a few
          sideways angles... so you can see it's not flat on top

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<Inging> hello bolty
<bolty> hi there.
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<bolty> well, i'll be.  you're not a greet bot.

ùíù SignOff _Stilgar: #starcontrol (Hi I'm Stilgar. You might remember me from
          such OS's as Win98, NT, and LINUX!!)

ùíù SignOff Cheetah: #starcontrol (Read error: ?? (I have no idea))

<Hawkins> I really don thave time for girl, ... BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU!

<Inging> guess what
<Guybrush> ouch.
<_Stilgar> Hello Inging.
<_Stilgar> Inging: what?
<Deep-Reep> would he fit in a school locker?
<Guybrush> can you get a...... what?
<Mikeman> hey Stilly!
<Guybrush> what?
<_Stilgar> Greetings Mike
<Inging> I've "retaken" the DALnet #starcontrol ;)
<Deep-Reep> dalnet?
<Guybrush> Make him run UNIX on a Tandy Colour Computer 3. (128k total) 
<_Stilgar> Guybrush- exactly! can I get a "what what" :)
<_Stilgar> Huuray!!
<Guybrush> what?
<_Stilgar> I proclaim Inging our first war hero :)
<Guybrush> hehe
<_Stilgar> Now THAT'S a reason to put a bot here and there
<Gezer> Hi Stil!!! :o)
<Deep-Reep> what's with dalnet?
<Gezer> Stil-Kibalti hayom 90 bemivchan be chimia!
<_Stilgar> Ahalan ya Gezer....lo ra!!
<Gezer> Kshe kulam chishlu!
<Guybrush> huh?
<_Stilgar> Deep- a deep idological conflict.
<Deep-Reep> o k.
<Deep-Reep> hey, if any of you play halflife over the net, you can find me as
            "Deep-Reep"
<_Stilgar> A very, VERY deep ideological conflict.
<Deep-Reep> i have a nifty little decal too.
<Deep-Reep> ok, stilgar, start from the beginning
<_Stilgar> We must vanquish them, for our ideology is bigger and better.
<_Stilgar> And we have more people
<_Stilgar> And weapons :)

<_Stilgar> I'm now Stilgar@obscurity.net
<_Stilgar> And you're not.

<_Stilgar>
           AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
           HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Inging> ah?
ð Guybrush faints
<Guybrush> *THUD!*
<_Stilgar> How do you undelete in NT???
<Inging> you're using ntfs? then..you don't. :/
<_Stilgar> I just deleted my precious new files section...it took me hours and
           hours to build! ARGH!!!!!!!
<_Stilgar> CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP
ð Guybrush wakes up.
<_Stilgar> And it's all Inging's fault
<Guybrush> don't do that again, ok?
<Guybrush> calm down!
ð Guybrush throws _Stilgar in the ocean.
<_Stilgar> brb
ð _Stilgar is back....from the ocean
<Guybrush> heh.
<Guybrush> saw any sharks?
<_Stilgar> No. Just a few warships, a carier, and an Arilou.
<_Stilgar> Nothing too exciting.
<Guybrush> heh.
<_Stilgar> So Guybrush, can you find me a new pattern for the homepage?
<Guybrush> last time i went there, i saw several arilou skiffs beating the
           crap out of a shark that was eating an arilou that was swimming
           around.
<Guybrush> maybe. :)
<Guybrush> i'll go look.
ð Inging wonders how well Arilou skiffs float
<Guybrush> they don't. those skiffs sunk right after they killed that shark.
           :)
<Guybrush> Arilou dumbasses.
<_Stilgar> Can teach us how to build the pyramids, but they can't float. Go
           figure.
<Guybrush> heh
<Inging> the ancient egyptians used pyramids to freeze dry coffee
<_Stilgar> No they didn't
<_Stilgar> The pyramids were a factory....
<_Stilgar> ...a factory for building starships!

<Korky> oh, i just found a cool page to get solar system textures
<Tsing> Hmm? where?
<Korky> http://seds.lpl.arizona.edu/nineplanets/nineplanets/nineplanets.html

<Stilgar> Inging is the only #StarControl that uses his real name for a nick
<Inging> Inging is not my real name :)
<DobDohl> I know
<DobDohl> of course
<Cheetah> Inging but it is close, at least closer to your real one
<Stilgar> Sure it is. You just don't know it yet.
<DobDohl> but I am shure its somethinging
<Stilgar> Your parents played a joke on you when you were born and told you
          your real name was Ian
<QuoteMstr> hehehe... ian
<Stilgar> Stands for "I am a nun"
<Stilgar> But the second "a" is silent (and invisible)
<QuoteMstr> It'd be pretty hard to pronounce iaan
<QuoteMstr> I-ah-ah-en
<DobDohl> humph
<Stilgar> The Finns seem to be pretty good at pronouncing hard words :)
<_11Barf> It's easy to pronounce just about anything in Finnish
<_11Barf> Iaan would be a piece of cake
<QuoteMstr> _11Barf: ?
<_11Barf> I just said Iaan would be easy to pronounce in Finnish
<QuoteMstr> _11Barf: nm
<QuoteMstr> How would one pronounce it then?
<QuoteMstr> Ok, pronounce mrhrmrmmm in finnish :)
<_11Barf> easy
<_11Barf> well, not easy
<_11Barf> but quite possible
<_11Barf> mrhrmrmmm
<_11Barf> there you go
<QuoteMstr> You can't pronounce that... there are no vowels
<Inging> Actuall, in wconv5 it was established that my name is Arthur W.
          Qwertyuilkjs!
<_11Barf> we can pronounce things without vowels
<Inging> pronounce that in Finnish

<Stilgar> So, does anyone know what TanAdept's topic means?
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+o Stilgar] by Buzzard
ùíù Topic for #starcontrol: Lingua Latine et Star Control.  Sumus Ur-Quan
          Kohr-Ah. Sordes es.
ùíù topic set by TanAdept [Fri Dec  4 21:07:18 1998]
<Stilgar> Btw, why did Cheetah quit?
<Foobaz> Stilgar: i know latin, just a min... :)
<Foobaz> "Latin Language and Star Control. We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. You are
          dead."
<Stilgar> Does anyone know what his quit message was?
<Stilgar> Foo- hahaha
ùíù Stilgar has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: Be StarControl
          medabrim ivrit. Anachnu Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. Ata masriach.
<Stilgar> There, all better.
<Foobaz> same thing, i take it?
<Stilgar> Not quite :)
<Foobaz> changed that "latin language" part? :)
<Stilgar> "In StarControl we speak hebrew. We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. You
          smell."
<Foobaz> lol

<Foobaz> i had one really wierd lucid dream once, want to hear about it?
<_11Barf> hmm
<_11Barf> go ahed
<Herra-T> i was sick, up until 1AM trying to get to sleep since 7 PM, evil.
<_11Barf> ahead
<Foobaz> ok, this may take a while :)
<Foobaz> i had this dream when i was about 14 and had this big crush on this
          girl.
<Foobaz> i dreamt that the two of us were at some dorky school dance
<Foobaz> and of course, we ended up dancing
<Foobaz> while we were dancing i realized it was a dream
<Foobaz> so i decided to have some fun :)
<Herra-T> i finally feel asleep, i found myself "awake" in my bed, so i
          decided to get up and get something to drink,  but everything was
          somewhat twisted in vision, yet it felt crystal clear! then, i heard
          footsteeps and my heart skipped a beat, so i awoke hearing my mom
          walking past my door going to bed, but i was still in bed.  after
          that, it took me to 4AM to fall asleep
<QuoteMstr> Herra-T: What thehell?
<Foobaz> so we started having a bit of fun, and ended up behind the building
          commiting acts unspeakable of on #starcontrol :)
<QuoteMstr> Foobaz: Are you sure that didn't take place?
<Foobaz> QuoteMstr: hold on, i'm not done :)
<Herra-T> foo, hehehehe
<QuoteMstr> Them memories one looses whilst drunk often reassert themselfes as
            dreams
<Foobaz> haha
<Herra-T> quote: hehehehe
<Foobaz> anyway, the wierd part is that in my dream, after we did that, the
          cops showed up :D
<Herra-T> LOL!
<QuoteMstr> Foobaz: und?
<Foobaz> and they arrested me for having sex with a minor (even tho we were
          both minors)
<Herra-T> and you used your magic dream power to pull out a rocket launcher?
<QuoteMstr> heheh
<Herra-T> yeah, i'm a pedophile too
<Foobaz> and her dad was all pissed off at me for screwing her :D
<QuoteMstr> Nah... railgun
<Herra-T> LOL!
<QuoteMstr> rotfl
<Foobaz> about this time i started to realize that it wasn't a dream (even tho
          it actually was...)
<Herra-T> hey, I've got a RIGHT to be a pedophile
<QuoteMstr> Herra-T: BWhy/
ð QuoteMstr needs coffee
<Foobaz> i ended up in court, with everyone mad at me for having sex with her,
          and then i woke up
<Foobaz> it was an interesting dream :D
<_11Barf> =)
<QuoteMstr> heheheh
<QuoteMstr> Just after the "You are sentanced to death" message issued from
            the Judge's vocal orifice
<Herra-T> just claim insanity ad say that she was the one who had sex with you,
           not you having sex with her (hahaha, love our judicial system)
<Herra-T> LOL!
<QuoteMstr> heheheheheheheh
<Foobaz> i think freud would have a bit of fun with it, too. "Hmm, you are
          very insecure about your sexuality, ja?" :D
<Foobaz> hehehe

<Foobaz0> check out the principia discordia:
          http://www.pitt.edu/~ghsst6/discord/principia/
<QuoteMstr> I will
<Foobaz0> http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tilt/principia/ is a good copy too :)

<Gezer> Well, I didn't really like looking for this, but you asked for it :)
<Gezer> I present-ME! 
<Foobaz> Gezer: woohoo! :)
<Gezer> http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/5855/Claudia2.jpg
<Gezer> :oP
<Foobaz> your name's claudia?
<Gezer> No :)
<Gezer> I'm not blond either :P
<Foobaz> hehehe
<Gezer> But I have to admit, its the closest picture I could find :)
<Foobaz> heh
<Gezer> Although I'm even better :P

<Stilgar> We should have one big Israeli gathering of #StarControl
<Tsing> How many would you get?
<Stilgar> LordPsych, Gezer, you, me, Kork, ZEX, R-man...
<MangoMan> ummm
<MangoMan> 7
<Stilgar> And Earthling
<MangoMan> 8
<Tsing> And what would we non-israelis do during that?
<Stilgar> Come to Israel :)
<MangoMan> get banned :)
<Tsing> Can't afford it
<Stilgar> Tsing- I was thinking a gathering more in physical terms :)
ð QuoteMstr has returned. (gone 38m58s)
<Tsing> Oooooh. I see
<Stilgar> I was thinking...
<Stilgar> We calculate the midpoint of all #StarControlers, and set up a
          meeting there 
<Stilgar> Of course, nothing that you're in the UK, I'm in the US, Mango is in
          Israel, and we have people in Australia, the Phillipines, and Canada,
           the midpoint will probably be in the atlantic ocean :)
<Tsing> Heh
<MangoMan> cool
<MangoMan> we'll swim
<Stilgar> So we can all swim there
<Stilgar> And meet on my yacht!
<Tsing> Right...
<Stilgar> My yacht...you know...the Talana...:)
<Tsing> The Talana... hrm. I don't want to know what you get up to with it in
          private then...
<Stilgar> Hehe, knowing me, if I ever get a yacht, I'll probably name it
          something like that :)

ùíù SignOff Stilgar: #starcontrol (Off to a StarControlers anonymous
          meeting...)
<Tsing> No! NO! I don't have a problem with Starcontrol...
<Tsing> I can give it up any time I like...

<Tsing> Yeah, but spacebattles.com is a better example of what a NORMAL person
          can do, as opposed to an sfx company
<Tsing> Albeit a normal person with tons of cash

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<Stilgar:#StarControl> Hello!
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Hi Stilgar
<Stilgar:#StarControl> Hey Tsing
<Stilgar:#StarControl> Guess what I'm uploading now...
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Don't know..
<Stilgar:#StarControl> Guess
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Your big update thing
<Stilgar:#StarControl> It isn't porn...
<Stilgar:#StarControl> It isn't naked pictures of Inging...(those are coming
                       next week)
<Tsing:#starcontrol> REmind me not to be here next week
<Stilgar:#StarControl> That's RIGHT!!!! it's the STARCONTROL MOVIE PAGE!!!!!
                       (clap clap cheer cheer)
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Oh that
<Tsing:#starcontrol> I see
* >Tsing #starcontrol cheers a lot
<Stilgar:#StarControl> http://starcontrol.obscurity.net/projects.htm

<Stilgar:#StarControl> People from all over the place- college students, to 13
                       year olds...
<Tri-Ace> gah
<Stilgar:#StarControl> From Australia to Singapoor to Israel to the UK to the
                       United States of a America
<Stilgar:#StarControl> THIS ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<QuoteMstr> Europe is nice compared the the US
<QuoteMstr> The US is nice compared to some other placed
<QuoteMstr> Somalia, Iraw, etc
<QuoteMstr> err
<QuoteMstr> Iraw
<QuoteMstr> err
<QuoteMstr> Iraqw
<Tsing> Heh
<QuoteMstr> ERRR
<QuoteMstr> Iqr
<QuoteMstr> EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
<QuoteMstr> Iraq
<QuoteMstr> There

<Stilgar> You know, the voice of the Yehat in the 3DO version is really
          annoying
<Tsing> Haven't heard it... isn't is scottish or something?
<Stilgar> Yes
<Stilgar> And that's what makes it annoying
<Tsing> Well, scottish people are a bit strange..
<Stilgar> I'd rather it have a Brit accent :)
<Inging> heeey!
<Tsing> Yeah, but it would be a cliched one
<fwiffo> WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
<Inging> Don't make me get out my haggis!
<Tsing> party say I say, captain old fellow, do you think you could be so good
          as to leave this particular area of space?
<Stilgar> Who did the voice?
<fwiffo> Tsing what happened?
<Tsing> Whoops, ignore the party say on the front of that

<fwiffo> whenever I type in password as my password I loose the connection
<Tsing> party say What password are you typing in?
<Inging> don't type "password", just press enter
<fwiffo> I just loose connection now
<Tsing> party say DAMN! I must remember not to put 'party say' in the IRC
          thing

<Stilgar> Check out http://starcontrol.obscurity.net/files.htm and tell me
          what you guys think
<Stilgar> Inging- any thoughts?
<Stilgar> YEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!! IT IS NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Stilgar> WooHoo!!!! in your FACE 3rd grade art teacher who said I couldn't
          draw or make anything nice!!!!!

ð Inging hopes putting his address on this page won't cause him to be flooded
          with spam :p
<Stilgar> Hehehe
<Stilgar> StarControl Spam!!!
<Stilgar> $$$$MAKE FAST CASH TRANSLATING ORZ SCRIPTURES FROM YOUR VERY OWN
          HOME!!!$$$$$

<Stilgar> And after we finish the movie, we can start a StarControl mini
          series!

<Stilgar> Brb, bathroom break
<fwiffo> hehehe
<Stilgar> "hehehe"?
<Stilgar> Is it funny that I use the bathroom? :)
<fwiffo> HEHEH
<fwiffo> yes!
<fwiffo> AHAHAHAHA
<fwiffo> !!
<Stilgar> If you don't, then I seriously pity you :)
<fwiffo> heheh
<fwiffo> good answer!
<fwiffo> YAHOO!!!!!

<Master381> www.geocities.com/Area51/Rampart/9945
<Master381> you wont be pleased

ð Stilgar thinks MDXCIII.dyn.saunalahti.fi is a cool hostname

<Tsing> web page is at www.bat.org/Batmud
<Tsing> To play, telnet to batmud.bat.org

<Tsing> I bet Inging will have a good laugh about this when it comes up on his
          'silly conversation' things

<Xcom83> good title for the channel...especially the bit about garlic sticks
<Cheetah> ??
<Cheetah> whatever
<Xcom83> <R-man) I like pizza with garlic sticks | starontrol.obscurity.net
          UPDATED
<Xcom83> That title
<Cheetah> I can read the topic
<Cheetah> I just don't see what it has to do with this channel
<Xcom83> Neither do I

ð Stilgar is trying to get as many accents as possible in the movie
<Stilgar> And NO SCOTTISH VOICES FOR THE YEHAT!!!

<Xcom83> Can I ask an important question?  Why is the word breadsticks in the
          title of this channel?
<Xcom83> Just interested
ùíù Cheetah has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: <Xcom83> Can I
          ask an important question?  Why is the word breadsticks in the ti
<Cheetah> doh
ùíù Xcom83 has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: Star Control
          Movie | starcontrol.obscurity.net UPDATED
<Tsing> What's the ??? for Cheetah?
ùíù Cheetah has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: Breadsticks |
          Star Control Movie | starcontrol.obscurity.net UPDATED

ùíù Inging has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: Let's make a
          movie about garlic sticks!
<Tsing> Heh
<Tsing> Put R-Man in the starring role

<Stilgar:#StarControl> Hehehe
<Stilgar:#StarControl> R-Man as the primary garlic stick?
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Hehe... but who plays the pizza?
<Stilgar:#StarControl> Tsing- I can play a good pizza!!
<Stilgar:#StarControl> All I have to do is sit there and bubble, right? :)
<Stilgar:#StarControl> What would I need to do to play the pizza?!??
<Stilgar:#StarControl> I WANT TO PLAY THE PIZZA!!!!!!
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Cover yourself in cheese and tomatos
<Gezer:#Starcontrol> Ick.
<Stilgar:#StarControl> I have all the physical attributes, and smell!!

ùíù Tsing has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: A movie about
          garlic would stink!
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Boom boom
<Pehtoori:#starcontrol> well.. theres a movie about tomatos
<Pehtoori:#starcontrol> it sucked though
<Gezer:#Starcontrol> Garlic?
ùíù Cheetah has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: A movie about
          garlic would stink! unless it was stir fried

<TanAdept> Hey, anyone an AD&D player?
<Pehtoori> I used to be
<TanAdept> Specifically, do you know of Thri-kreen?
<TanAdept> They're mantis-men.
<R-man> AD&D? What is that a game?
<TanAdept> R-man: Yes.
<TanAdept> Advanced Dungeons & Dragons.
<Pehtoori> hmm.. If their a new addon I dont know them
<TanAdept> Peh: 1982.
<TanAdept> I just found out the original source of the monster.
<TanAdept> And the original inventor.
<TanAdept> I was quiote surprised.
<TanAdept> This was just last night that I discovered the truth.
<TanAdept> So, no one has heard of thri-kreen?
<TanAdept> Hmmph.
<TanAdept> Anyway, PR3 invented them.
<TanAdept> In 1982.
<Tsing> Pehtoori is a Thrikhren on BatMUD

<DobDohl> whats the diffrents between t1 isdn and 33.6?  I might be able to
          get isdn.
<Tsing> CLosest I've ever heard to it
<TanAdept> Too bad that doesn't mean much to many of you.
<TanAdept> hjahjahah
<Pehtoori> yes thats probably taken from AD&D =)
<TanAdept> ISDN is literally Integrated Services Digital Network.
<DobDohl> ?
TanAdept> It's a 64k or 128k digital connection over copper phone lines.
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<DobDohl> so is isdn phone or cable?
<Pulse^> rman: the difference between ftp adn httpd, is ftp was DESIGNED to
          transfer files, http was designed to transfer simple text. over the
          time http has acquired the ability to send files as well, however it
          will never be as good as ftp, which is dedicated.
<Pulse^> isdn is over a standard copper phone line.
<TanAdept> eep
<TanAdept> Dob: An ISDN line has a phone number.
<vulcan> op, ork, ah, ah.
<TanAdept> And calls other phone numbers.
<TanAdept> vulc: MEoW.

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<Anamnesis:#starcontrol> um 
<Anamnesis:#starcontrol> like
<Anamnesis:#starcontrol> hello
<Anamnesis:#starcontrol> hello?
<Anamnesis:#starcontrol> *frumple*
ùíù SignOff Anamnesis: #starcontrol (*happy* *campers* are too much fun!)

<Admrl-ZEX> did you know the 4 seconds of AVI on a p166 with 64 mb on a res
            320-*** resultion takes 51 minutes?
<MangoMan> really
<MangoMan> pretty fast
<Admrl-ZEX> Pretty fast??!!? 4 second movie!
<Admrl-ZEX> of a bloody druuge rotating!
<crakrmajk> suck
<crakrmajk> just leave that mauler sitting still!
<MangoMan> Hey
<MangoMan> on my comp it would take all night!!!

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<TanAdept> cheetx0r
<TanAdept> Meaningful Conversation
<TanAdept>  - leibniz rumor
ð TanAdept sits on hold with Ameritech.

<Spathi83> hi guys
<Aftab> hello
<SpathiX> Hi
<Tsing> Hi Spathi83
<SpathiX> Lewis? Greenish9's freind?
<Anamnesis> hello
<SpathiX> Spathi83=Lewis   SpathiX=Luis
<Anamnesis> I'm confused
<SpathiX> both in #starcontrol
<Anamnesis> =)
<SpathiX> the planets have aligned
<Anamnesis> almost
<Anamnesis> Venus is askew

<crakrmajk> best steak I have ever had was in some place just outside of
            Brussels...on the flemmish side.  Fillet mignon that was marinated
            in some type of cilantro marinade...I just about shit my pants it
            was so good.
<crakrmajk> i'd have to eat that on a weekly basis if I lived there.
<crakrmajk> angelfish: the border is pretty much open btwn neth and belg,
            right?
<Angelfish> Crakrmajk> Yes
<crakrmajk> do you go there often or not?
<Angelfish> No not a lot

<Deep-Reep:#starcontrol> say, can someone op me?
<{TheTao}:#StarControl> ok, "can someone op me?"
* >Cheetah #StarControl bonks {TheTao}
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Ho. Ho. Ho.

<TanAdept> I might name my cat Warez.

<LordR-man> Well, the best thing to do is to take it out from a government
            building
<Deep-Reep> "squad leaders: attack dsc1022 with nukes, squad 1, flood him"
<Deep-Reep> "squad 3, fire at will"
<Deep-Reep> *crackle* "copy that"
[LordR-man and Deep-Reep, trying to figure out the best way to take over
a channel]

ùíù GaBE`99 [HollaAtMe@p157.amax3.dialup.tus2.flash.net] has joined
          #starcontrol
<Foobaz> hello
<GaBE`99> hola
<GaBE`99> MIKE!!!!
<GaBE`99> ING ING
<Cheetah> it's the psychotic all caps chatter
<GaBE`99> CHEETHOH!
ð GaBE`99 shakes your HAND!
<GaBE`99> ;D
<GaBE`99> whatsup?!!??!
<GaBE`99> SEEN STILGAR
<GaBE`99> ?
<GaBE`99> !seen STILGAR
<GaBE`99> =D
<Cheetah> cheetos are nasty
ð GaBE`99 shoves CHEETOS up your CHEETAH's ASS!
<GaBE`99> ;D
ð Cheetah kicks GaBE`99 from #StarControl (Don't be an ass)
<GaBE`99> lol
ð GaBE`99 smacks cheetah from the running track! dont be a cheetoh!
ùíù SignOff Foobaz: #starcontrol (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
<GaBE`99> btw:) i wasnt being an ass, its just a certain humor
<GaBE`99> hehe
<GaBE`99> =)
<GaBE`99> sorry if thou was OFFENDEEEEEEEEEEED!
<Cheetah> you are a nutcase
ð GaBE`99 shakes your shit!
ð GaBE`99 flosses your ass!
<Cheetah> someone rip out his caps lock key please, too
ð GaBE`99 brushes his toilet!
ð GaBE`99 CAPS YOUR CAP!
ùíù Kimberly_ [Lilith50@p47.amax11.dialup.sat1.flash.net] has joined
          #starcontrol
<GaBE`99> KIMBERLEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ð GaBE`99 shakes your HAND!
ð GaBE`99 chats
ð GaBE`99 chats fast
<Kimberly_> uhhh ok
<Kimberly_> where is mephy?
<GaBE`99> MEPHEEEeeeeeeeee
<GaBE`99> he is mephing!
ð GaBE`99 asks kimbobwe how she is
<Kimberly_> uhhh seriously where is he, do you know?
ð GaBE`99 cries
<GaBE`99> ;(
<GaBE`99> i didnt even get a high
<Cheetah> Kimberly_ -  haven't seen him in a while
<Cheetah> in fact, I have only seen him once since the takeover
<GaBE`99> CHEETAH!
<GaBE`99> cheetah destroyed MEPH
<GaBE`99> he turned into super saiyin cheetah
<GaBE`99> and blew him away
<GaBE`99> like goku does
<GaBE`99> cheetah: isnt that suspicious? :>
<GaBE`99> SUSUPIOCU!
<Cheetah> gabe, get a spell checker
<GaBE`99> cheetah! GET A CHEETAOH BAG! ;D
<Cheetah> shut up
ð GaBE`99 shuts ;(
<GaBE`99> you hate me
ð GaBE`99 thought we were close ;~(
<Cheetah> I don't hate you
<Cheetah> you are just being exceedingly annoying at the moment
<GaBE`99> =(
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<Cheetah> hmmm
<Cheetah> I didn't mean he had to leave
ùíù GaBE`99 [HollaAtMe@p157.amax3.dialup.tus2.flash.net] has joined
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<GaBE`99> HELLO!
<Cheetah> wb GaBE`99
<GaBE`99> cheetah is my BEST FRIEND!
<GaBE`99> thanks ;D

<Earthling> ()¯¯¯¯)¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯)))
<Earthling> ()¯¯¯¯)¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯)))
<Admrl-ZEX> what was thet?
<Earthling> dunno
<Admrl-ZEX> o.k

<TanAdept> 'lo
<Cheetah> hi TanAdept, Admrl-ZEX
<TanAdept> cheetx0r
<Cheetah> hmmm
<Cheetah> how does the x0r fit on the end of Cheetah?
<TanAdept> <Cheetah:#StarControl> hmmm
<TanAdept> <swr:#realchicago> hmm
<TanAdept> Everyone gets an x0r!
<TanAdept> It's 'leet.
<TanAdept> like hax0r
<TanAdept> and fux0r
<TanAdept> and ch1x0r
<Cheetah> hmm
<Admrl-ZEX> interesting

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<Sti|gar> I bring peace and happiness!
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+o Sti|gar] by Screech
<Pulse> I bring pain and misery!
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+o Pulse] by Sti|gar
ùíù Sti|gar is now known as StiPulse
<StiPulse> I bring pain and happiness!
<StiPulse> Erm...can that work?
<Pulse> yes
<Pulse> For example, I hurt you, and it makes me happy.
<Pulse> I bring pain and happiness
<Pulse> :)
<StiPulse> Hehehe

<StiPulse> Pulse muh man, when are you going to make eggdrop work on your box?
ùíù Pulse is now known as Pulsegar
<Pulsegar> it works :) /whois ^azazel^

<Sti|gar> I can't stay for too long, but wanted to share this interesting
          email with you that I just got from Fred...
<Sti|gar> Is your strategy effective?  It is still too early to say.  Some
          issues must be decided first (the biggest one being retrieval of
          rights from Accolade -- Crystal would never again touch Star Control
          unless they had more control, either through us or owning some
          rights themselves).  
<Sti|gar> In terms of convincing our producer, that's not an issue.  He has
          always been a Star Control fan.  The desired effect here is that
          if/when we get the rights back, he will be able to take a stack of
          e-mails to marketing and show them that there is a market out there
          clamoring for Star Control.  
<Sti|gar> However, since the timing of when we might get those rights back is
          unknown and could be far off, your and other fans' efforts may
          currently be wasted.  Now that you know the situation from our
          perspective, you can decide how to proceed.  
<Sti|gar> We know you will be there if and when we need you and for that we
          thank you in advance -- we just don't know exactly when that will
          be.
<Sti|gar> 
<Sti|gar> Fred

<Acidwarp> Hey, I got a question: do you guys think there's zero-gravity on
           the earth cruisers?
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<Master381> i would think so
<Master381> unless we stole some chenjesu tech
<Acidwarp> Well in the tiny picture, they are sitting in their seats
<Acidwarp> :)

<TanAdept> Inging: Did I tell you about Thri-Kreen yet?

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<Goku> THERE ARE NO CATS IN AMERICA AND THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH GOLD
<Foobaz> hehehe
<Goku> OOPS, PAVED WITH CHEESE

[ Inging    ] [ |Ethern|  ] [@echoer    ] [@socket666 ] [@Acidwarp  ] 
ùíù Channel #sockbot was created at Thu Dec 10 05:48:35 1998
ùíù BitchX: Join to #sockbot was synced in 0.062 secs!!
<Acidwarp> im getting close to getting ops...
<Acidwarp> hello inging?
<Inging> hello
<Acidwarp> what brings you here?
<Inging> just visiting
<Acidwarp:#sockbot> hey, are you working on any of the intermelee or other
                    starcontrol projects?
<Acidwarp:#sockbot> Cause I need a mentor to teach me how to do graphics and
                    stuff
<Inging> actually, no
<Acidwarp> Cause me and Foobaz are gonna work together
<Inging> maybe i should try to create one of my own though :)
<Acidwarp> We're gonna create a Subspace/Starcontrol hybrid type thing!
<Acidwarp> It's gonna be soooooooo awesome
<Acidwarp> umm... just curious why you stopped by
<Inging> to look at the sockbots :)
<Acidwarp> uh-huh
<Acidwarp> I get the feeling you just did a / whois on me and decided to check
           out where I am in all
<Acidwarp> I dont mind, I'm just a little intrigued by the apparent mistrust
<Inging> well, to be honest, the #sockbot channel did play a part in the
          previous takeover
<socket666:#sockbot> ok
<socket666:#sockbot> i'm back
<socket666:#sockbot> what did you guys want?
<socket666:#sockbot> hmmmmm
<socket666:#sockbot> hehe
[Sidwarp(calisal@slip129-37-177-66.bc.ca.ibm.net)] did you just crash my
          computer by any chance?
<socket666:#sockbot> sockbot? what bots?
<socket666:#sockbot> i dont see any bots here!
[msg(sidwarp)] no, i didn't
<socket666:#sockbot> do you?
<echoer:#sockbot> nope
[Sidwarp(calisal@slip129-37-177-66.bc.ca.ibm.net)] ok... cause my comp just
          crashed
<socket666:#sockbot> anyways
[Sidwarp(calisal@slip129-37-177-66.bc.ca.ibm.net)] um... I crashed before I
          could get an answer - why again were you on sockbot?
<socket666:#sockbot> cya
>>> You have been kicked off #sockbot by socket666 (You suck)
[msg(sidwarp)] <Inging> to look at the sockbots :)
[msg(sidwarp)] then i said
[Sidwarp(calisal@slip129-37-177-66.bc.ca.ibm.net)] ... whatever
[msg(sidwarp)] <Inging> well, to be honest, the #sockbot channel did play a
               part in the
[msg(sidwarp)]           previous takeover
[Sidwarp(calisal@slip129-37-177-66.bc.ca.ibm.net)] really? i know the guy who
          runs it!
[Sidwarp(calisal@slip129-37-177-66.bc.ca.ibm.net)] he goes to my school
[msg(sidwarp)] hm? runs what? the bots?

ùíù socket666 [555555555@cr168821-a.crdva1.bc.wave.home.com] has joined
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[Sidwarp(calisal@slip129-37-177-66.bc.ca.ibm.net)] ya
<Bonsai> hi Tsing
<socket666> hi!
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<Cheetah> are you going to behave yourself?
<Inging> hello again socket666
<Tsing> Socket666... I've seen that name before...
<Bonsai> me?
[Acidwarp(calisal@slip129-37-177-66.bc.ca.ibm.net)] he likes to take over
          channels
<Tsing> Now where was it...
<Cheetah> who IS goku?
ùíù Gohan has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: SETI @ home:
          http://setiathome.ssl.berkeley.edu/|| R-man's page updated
<Mephisto_> Are you trying to take the channel again?
<Bonsai> me?!?!
[Acidwarp(calisal@slip129-37-177-66.bc.ca.ibm.net)] and decided to take it
          over
<Bonsai> Mephserve
<Tsing> Was it Socket666 who took over?
<Gohan> Mpehserve
<Mephisto_> Hey Acid, is that you Headrush?
<Gohan> Mephserve
<Bonsai> Who took over!!!!?!?
[Acidwarp(calisal@slip129-37-177-66.bc.ca.ibm.net)] I'll beat him up at school
          on monday :)
<Cheetah> a bunch of assholes, socket was one of them
<Mephisto_> This was a while ago...
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+o Bonsai] by Mephisto_
<Tsing> AH, I remember... I think it was Socket666 who came in and removed all
          those idle bots on the takeover..
<Bonsai> hmmm...
<Bonsai> thanx meph
<Gohan> Meph, can you zip up all of your Scmp3's to one zip on mephserve?
<Cheetah> removed EVERYBODY
<Mephisto_> That's why I suspect something.

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ùíù SignOff CLU: #starcontrol (Rebooting cause I can't send out on port 31337
          anymore... BOGUI is silly)

ùíù Topic for #starcontrol: #StarControl, where happiness reigns. |
          http://starcontrol.obscurity.net/
ùíù topic set by Stilgar [Sat Dec 12 20:47:49 1998]
<QuoteMstr:#starcontrol> HIHI Master381
<Master381:#StarControl> HIHI yourself
<Master381:#StarControl> this is THE place where happiness reigns?
<Inging> yes
<Master381> wow
<Master381> well.
<Inging> he was on here just a while ago, giving us our orders
<Master381> is everyone happy?
<Inging> only if he wants us to be
<Master381> he=stilgar?
<Inging> happiness!
<Master381> oh. i understand
<Master381> orders for what
<Inging> well, orders to be happy, actually

<Deep-Reep> walk into the bridge and snipe the bridge crew.
<Zakat-451> juffo-wup flows through our veins...
<Amnesia> Yeah, fighting the Mycon would be hard for a mycon
<Zakat-451> we are the keepers of juffo-wup
<Zakat-451> you are the non
<Amnesia> you would have to float around their ship blowing away spores
<Zakat-451> what is non must become void
<Master381> im gonna exchange BAD DNA with you!!!
<Zakat-451> allow us to demonstrate
<Zakat-451> I am drugi the purity monitor
<Master381> go right ahead
<Zakat-451> i died 57283 years ago
<Zakat-451> juffo-wup fills my fibers
<Deep-Reep> anyways, how about an adventure game using the spathi as main
            character's: fwiffy and the precursor instillation of doom! you
            can kill ships, and use their weapons to upgrade yours.  like,
            tack on extra power generators- which'll make your ship larger in
            super melee.
<Zakat-451> and i grow turgid
<Zakat-451> violent action ensues...
ð Zakat-451 smacks deep-reep in the nose
<Amnesia> deep-reep: me and Foobaz were talking about making a
          subspace-Starcontrol mix
<Deep-Reep> i wonder how you'll taste in fried butter
<Zakat-451> ok, who would u like me to do next
<Amnesia> where you can have teams and starbases to attack
<Master381> mmmmmmmmm. fried butter...

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<Foobaz>
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          gyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyj
          iggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjigg
          yjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyji
          ggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggy
          jiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjig
          gyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjiggyjigg
ùíù Foobaz was kicked off #StarControl by Pulse (BitchX BWK:  jiggy)
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[repeats 2 more times]
<Foobaz> hehe
<Foobaz> Inging: you logging this?
<Inging> actually, no :)
<Foobaz> heh. maybe you should
<Foobaz> the "jigggy" conversation!
ð Foobaz is feeling fairly jiggy today :D
<Foobaz> hmm, just as i thought
ð Foobaz is gettin' jiggy wit' it
ð Foobaz is gettin' jiggily jiggy wit' it
ð Inging gets out the g00p
<Foobaz> the what?
ð Inging gets out the g00p, he said
<Foobaz> what's the g00p?
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<Foobaz> hehe

<Mephisto_> Speaking of Ricki Lake, how the hell did she get famous?
<StrChaser> She was in a movie that started and almost ruined her career at
            the same time.
<Mephisto_> What movie was that?
<StrChaser> Hairspray
<Mephisto_> Oh, I remember that.
<StrChaser> And then she was in Cry-Baby... an equally "BAD" movie
<Mephisto_> In fact I saw a thing about her.
<StrChaser> But even though they are stupid bad movies.. they are fun to
            watch... almost hypnotizing.. hehe
<Inging> she was in Cabin Boy too
<StrChaser> No she wasn;t
<Inging> yes she was..she was the front of the ship
<StrChaser> Ummm... I don;t think so...
<Mephisto_> She was in my anus! }:-)>
<StrChaser> hehehehe
<Mephisto_> Still is! }:-)>
<StrChaser> hehehe
<Inging> there we go.. http://us.imdb.com/Name?Lake,+Ricki
<Mephisto_> She's kind of rabid though, so I have to watch out...
<Inging> 4.Cabin Boy (1994) .... Figurehead 
<StrChaser> Wow... 
<Mephisto_> If anyone starts yelling "Go Ricki! Go Ricki!", she jumps out of
            my ass and attacks them.
<StrChaser> Never knew that... next time I see tha movie I;m gonna have to pay
            attention to that.
<StrChaser> Kinda like to see that...lol

<GaBE`99> inging hates me!
<GaBE`99> ;(
<Inging> all i said was "<Inging> the "funthouse"?"
<GaBE`99> Oh1 Stilgrian! my ops are not valid anymore ;D
<GaBE`99> <ing ING!> I HATE UG ABE!
<GaBE`99> =)
<Stilgar> Inging hates no one....
<GaBE`99> hehehehe
<GaBE`99> :)
<GaBE`99> im just joking
<Stilgar> Except the guy who delivered his pizza yesterday....
<Stilgar> ...and a few professors in UIUC....
<Stilgar> ...and the entire 1969 Boston Celtics basketball team...
<Stilgar> But other than that, no one!

ùíù SignOff Stilgar: #starcontrol (Unconditional Ing)

<Amnesia:#starcontrol>  I c.... gabe, do you like starcon?
<Cheetah> gabe is a VERY *SILLY camper*
<GaBE`99> ;D
<GaBE`99> STR CHASER! THANKS FOR THE BACKUP ;D
<GaBE`99> Amnesio! ;D NO! I LIKE GALAXY OWNERS THO!
<GaBE`99> its about the Evil turdquan
<GaBE`99> and the goody goody Alliance of Slave Planets
<GaBE`99> run buy the glass people
<StrChaser> No prob.. =o)
<GaBE`99> the Benjisu
<GaBE`99> CHEETAH IS A CHEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaah
<GaBE`99> ;D

ð GaBE`99 CHASES YOUR STARS!
ð GaBE`99 outruns CHEETAH!
ð GaBE`99 INGS your ING!
ð GaBE`99 paints your funhousE!
ð GaBE`99 parks your CART!
StrChaser> I'm ok.. finals this next week
ð StrChaser is stressed out!!!
ð GaBE`99 chases your final
ð GaBE`99 is sTRESSED IN!

<GaBE`99> ing ING!
ð GaBE`99 INGS your ING!
ð GaBE`99 parks your car!
ð GaBE`99 gasses it good!
ð GaBE`99 tickles your ELMO!
...
<Gezer> Sheesh..
<Gezer> The guy has energy.. much like a 5 year-old's..
<GaBE`99> ;D
<GaBE`99> ARE YOU IMPLYING SOMETHING
<GaBE`99> ?
<Gezer> Not at all :)

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<StrChaser> Definitely
<Inging> hi adder
<Cheetah> hiya Adder
<GaBE`99> DEATH ADDER!
<Gezer> Hi Adder
ð GaBE`99 GOLDENS YOUR AXE!
<GaBE`99> ;D
<Adder> Hi :)
ð GaBE`99 adds your calculator!
ð GaBE`99 magics your funtime!
<Adder> Were all those auto-greets =)
<GaBE`99> *ahem*
<GaBE`99> good evening death adder
<GaBE`99> =]
ð GaBE`99 offers to take your jacket
<GaBE`99> tea, my good man?
<Inging> you never offered me tea...
<Gezer> What's with the topic?
ùíù Topic for #starcontrol: (raZy aLIEn $eX s(e(\)e$ @
          http://starcontrol.obscurity.net/
ùíù topic set by Stilgar [Sun Dec 13 22:15:29 1998]
<Gezer> When was Stilgar here?
<GaBE`99> ING ING!
ð GaBE`99 offers you hot chocalate!
<Inging> um, sure
<Adder> seen st|lgar
<Screech> I don't know about st|lgar
<GaBE`99> STILGAR WAS HERE 1 YEAR AGO!
<Adder> hehheeh

ð GaBE`99 dragon balls your Z!
ð Inging magic knights your rayearth!
<GaBE`99> !!!!
ð GaBE`99 JORKENS YOUR SPORKE!N
ð GaBE`99 RANMAS your 1/2!!!!
ð Inging vampire princesses your miyu!

<GaBE`99> QAUKE TIME~!
<GaBE`99> QUAKE TIME!
ùíù SignOff GaBE`99: #starcontrol (Unconditional Love)

ÚÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ--- --  -
| Pulse^ (pulse@fusion.sprint.com.au) (Australia)
³ ircname  : Tony Brown
| channels : #starcontrol 
³ server   : efnet.telstra.net.au ([203.37.45.2] Telstra Internet (EFNET IRC
          Server))

* >Stilgar #StarControl has a date with the chromakey wall in 3 hours
<MangoMan:#starcontrol> umm
<MangoMan:#starcontrol> that can't be good

ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+o Acidwarp] by SnakeMan1

ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+o Acidwarp] by Foobaz
ùíù Acidwarp is now known as Blackened
ùíù Blackened is now known as ACiDWARP

| ACiDWARP (calisal@slip129-37-177-70.bc.ca.ibm.net) (Internic Network)
³ ircname  : the Fallen Angel

<Acidwarp>                          ''~``
<Acidwarp>                          ( o o )  
<Acidwarp> +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-.oooO--(_)--Oooo.-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
<Guybrush> what the hell is that?
<Juffo-Wup> I wish my isp's shell had a bigger space allowance
<Acidwarp> that's what American spies would carve into a building after they
           had just gotten valuable information in WW2
<Acidwarp> Sorta to say "I've been here"
<Acidwarp> it didn't look like that, but same idea
<Acidwarp> it was all line-drawing
<Acidwarp> (supposed to be a guy peering over a fence)

<LordPsych> hey gezer - did u know there's a "gezernet"?
<Gezer> Yep :)
<LordPsych> is it urz?
<Gezer> Is it mine? Yeah right.. I can't even make a stupid webpage and I have
          my own net?! HA!!

<R-man> Hehe, you want Star COntrol Toys?
<AriluMUD> I dress my Ken and Barbie up like the Commander and an Ur-Quan
<R-man> I dress my Furby as a Ur-quan commander

<R-man:#starcontrol> Fooabz, I got hte star control request board going, well
                     Iingign the all mighty one got it going for me 

<Sidwarp:#starcontrol> kimberly
<Sidwarp:#starcontrol> you're meph's sex toy  right?
<Pulse^:#starcontrol> That's a lovely question
<Kimberly_:#starcontrol> yup :-)

<Foobaz:#StarControl> Inging: i'm 8th kyu. a kyu is a rank in aikido. aikido
                      is a martial art (the best :)

<Stilgar> Where in linux do I add the dns server name? my /etc/resolv.conf
          only has my local host name
<jau> THAT SUCKS! If you buy a car and then it breaks for no apparent reson
          after a mile, you can *atleast* sue the pigs for your money!
<TanAdept> fod~% cat /etc/resolv.conf 
<TanAdept> domain obscurity.net
<TanAdept> nameserver 198.88.183.251
<TanAdept> nameserver 198.88.183.223
<TanAdept> nameserver 198.88.183.200
<TanAdept> That's mine.
<Stilgar> So nameserver = dns server?
<TanAdept> You could conceivably copy that verbatim with no "ill" effects.
<TanAdept> Yes.
<TanAdept> DNS == Domain Name Service

<TanAdept> I don't think "human skull on the ground
<TanAdept> is a valid condition for deadlock.
<TanAdept>  - leibniz rumor

<TanAdept> Hey, /msg gweeds 251
<TanAdept> Everyone should send that to gweeds
<Korky> ?
<Deep-Reep> why?
<TanAdept> 'cuz
<Deep-Reep> the best # is 137
<TanAdept> He used to have a cat named Moritoruum.
<TanAdept> Or maybe still does.
<TanAdept> But just message him 251.

<Korky> today i went to a graveyard with my family, to visit my grandparnets
          graves, they didnt have any flowers on their grave, so my mother
          stole flowers from other graves!
<Korky> hi pulse
<Deep-Reep> please tell me that's not ture
<Super-ZEX> lol
<Deep-Reep> please tell me that's not true
<Mikeman> Korky, you're joking?
<Deep-Reep> it sounds too much like my parents
<Korky> nope, she really came and took flowers, i was so embaressed
<Mikeman> that's sick
<Mikeman> if my parents did that, I'd disown them
<Deep-Reep> i've already disowned them
<Deep-Reep> but i still live with em
<Deep-Reep> sssshhh, they don't know
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<Korky> well....she didnt take ALL the flowers, she took a flower here and
          there from the close graves

<CLU> xdcc send #207
<Inging> [mechanical voice] *beep* unable to comply.

<DobDohl:#starcontrol> alright tsing, I am having trouble MACKEING objects in
                       vmodel
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Yes? What kind of trouble..
<DobDohl:#starcontrol> like I can't do it
<R-man:#starcontrol> seen Stilgar_
<Black:#StarControl> I don't know about Stilgar_
<DobDohl:#starcontrol> not very well
<DobDohl:#starcontrol> I don't undertstand the program much
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Ah. Well, Visual Model isn't that wasy to use..
<sTanAdept:#starcontrol> "I don't know!  Mr. Wentworth told me to come down
                         here and say there was trouble at the mill.  I didn't
                         expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition!"
* >DobDohl #starcontrol heers a ripe
<Ingo:#starcontrol> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisistion!"
<DobDohl:#starcontrol> NO BODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH ENQUSITION!
<Ingo:#starcontrol> "Our main weapon is suprise!"
<sTanAdept:#starcontrol> s/main/chief/
<Ingo:#starcontrol> "Suprise and snazzy red uniforms"

<brute:#starcontrol> ugh if i can make myself drink the rest of this 1/5 i can
                     smoke weed
<brute:#starcontrol> but this shit it is nasty ass

<DobDohl:#starcontrol> I created a space shuttle(hehehe) and all I get are the
                       shadows
<DobDohl:#starcontrol> yeah
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Go to Z'ha'dum then...
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Sorry... 

<Tsing> Heh. I could probably represent all the people with 'ing' in their
          name on this channel in one nick....
ùíù Tsing is now known as Tsingingo
<Tsingingo> Ta dah!
<Inging> yay

<Cheetah> what I have set up now is files to serve on a fat partition so that
          I can get at them from any os...
<sTanAdept> Alex that cat should use one of those.
<R-man> heh
<sTanAdept> Actually, he uses long filenames.
<Cheetah> har har
<Cheetah> it's vfat for winblows...
<sTanAdept> And VFAT, because he's very fat.

<Pulse-> how's things?
<Inging> Things are all right
<Pulse-> Cool
<Pulse-> My boss just broke the ISP I work for :)
<Inging> heh
<Pulse-> took out our 3 main links, by merely pressing enter.. i'm impressed
          :)
<Pulse-> he accidently shut down the wrong interface :)
<Inging> He BROKE the ITNERNET!!!!1
<sTanAdept> Ing: Doncha hate it when that happens?
<Pulse-> hehe
<Pulse-> "my internet was broken"

<Cheetah:#StarControl> I'm running 2.2.0-pre9
<Cheetah:#StarControl> and the next time I reboot, I'll be running 2.2.0 =]
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<Cheetah:#StarControl> wb Arakis^
<sTanAdept:#starcontrol> I'm running 2.2.0
<sTanAdept:#starcontrol> and the next time I reboot, I'll be running 2.2.0 =]

<sTanAdept:#starcontrol> Arrakis...  Dune...  Desert Planet...
<sTanAdept:#starcontrol>  - leibniz rumor
<sTanAdept:#starcontrol> Arrakis?  Ice Cream.  Dessert Cart.
<sTanAdept:#starcontrol>  - leibniz rumor

<Tsing:#starcontrol> Ok everyone, don't say anything now you wouldn't want to
                     been seen in a future wconv...
<sTanAdept:#starcontrol> heh
<Master381:#StarControl> very true
<Master381:#StarControl> but maybe you shouldn't have siad that, tsing.

<Tsing> Well, sometimes it gets a bit more lively in here..
<Tsing> But other times we get long silences in which the most interesting
          thing said is 'sTanadept eats a mushroom'
<Amato> <insert Juffo-Wup joke here>
<Tsing> Heh
<sTanAdept> Hey, this mushroom rocks.
<Tsing> sTanAdept is threatening Juffo-Wup!
<Amato> put some worcestershire sauce on it
<Tsing> sTanAdept is Non. He must become Void
<sTanAdept> Just finished it.

<Stilgar_> TanAdept, what are YOUR plans for the evening?
<sTanAdept> Writing for h0e, perhaps.
<Stilgar_> Writing what? poems?
<Inging> h0e..haven't heard of that one before
<sTanAdept> www.dto.net/hoe
<Stilgar_> House of elite?
<sTanAdept> Stil: Prose.
<Stilgar_> HELOTS ON ECSTASY

<Stilgar_> A thousand emails aren't enough for #StarControl!
<sTanAdept> Fists, fists.  A thousand fists are not enough for E. Honda!
<sTanAdept>  - leibniz rumor
<Stilgar_> Very appropriate Tan :)

<sTanAdept> <Aleph> Geoff's a snail.  Who's the hot chick that is a snail that
            prompted this metamorphisis?

<Stilgar> ils.business.four11.com. What a dumb name for a server.
<Stilgar> Even stilgar.stilgar.stilgar.stilgar.com is better then that.
<sTanAdept> haha
<Stilgar> Remind me to register that.
<sDobDohl> what is that server?
<sTanAdept> meow~% whois stilgar.com
<sTanAdept> [rs.internic.net]
<sTanAdept> No match for "STILGAR.COM".
<sTanAdept> Wow.
<Stilgar> Woohoo!!
<sTanAdept> I'm amazed.
<Stilgar> Quick!! before the Kohr-Ah find it!!
<sTanAdept> $70.
<sTanAdept> I'd be happy to run your DNS.  :)
<Stilgar> Hehehe
<Stilgar> Perhaps when I become the next Bill Gates.
<Stilgar> THEN I'll let you host my DNS.
<sTanAdept> heh
<sTanAdept> I need more domains!
<sDobDohl> I WANT A ROM!
<sTanAdept> I'm raye@obloid.cx, now, too.
<Stilgar> Of course, I'll be rich enough to rename it to Domain Name Stilgar

<Stilgar> Does MI3 have a different ending for easy and hard mode?
<Meph_Sick> Some of the puzzles were kind of hard on Mega-Monkey mode too.
<Meph_Sick> I don't know, why?
<Stilgar> Just wondeirng.
<Stilgar> Wondering even.
<Meph_Sick> I've only beat it on Mega-Monkey.
<Stilgar> I'm a mega-Fremen.
<R-man> I', a mega-R-man
<Meph_Sick> Yeah, lol! }:-)>
<Stilgar> Hahaha
<Meph_Sick> I'm a mega-Semen! }:-)>
<R-man> ;)
<sTanAdept> Meph: You're mega-obsessed.

<Stilgar> You know you're getting bad when you type "/whois" on a paper
          instead on "who is"
<sTanAdept> ahahhahaah
ð sTanAdept puts that up on quotes.html

<Stilgar> I'm Stilgar, and I'm a mighty pirate.
<sTanAdept> ARRR!
<Pulse> I'm Pulse, and I'm mighty jiggy
<sTanAdept> I am a mighty pterodactyl pirate!
<sTanAdept> There will soon be a h0e file about the voyages of the Golden
            Unmutak, the most feared pirate vessel on the high seas!

<Stilgar> The system here in the University is QUITE unsecure...
<Stilgar> They're going to get hit some day, and hard...
<sTanAdept> YM "insecure".  HTH.
<Stilgar> Thanks.
<sTanAdept> "unsecure" is only valid when making fun of USGS employees:
<Stilgar> Hahahaha
<sTanAdept> Aslan is inherently unsecure.
<sTanAdept>  - leibniz rumor
<sTanAdept> Islam is inherently unsecure.
<sTanAdept>  - leibniz rumor
<sTanAdept> Ken Lanfear is inherently unsecure.
<sTanAdept>  - leibniz rumor
<sTanAdept> Aslan is inherently unsecure.
<sTanAdept>  - leibniz rumor
<sTanAdept> See, the original was "All LANs are inherently unsecure" sent in
            mail to everyone at the USGS.
<sTanAdept> We were amused.
<sTanAdept> And added relevant rumors.
<sTanAdept> All lands are inherently unsecure.
<sTanAdept>  - leibniz rumor
<sTanAdept> Aslan is inherently unsecure.
<sTanAdept>  - leibniz rumor

<Stilgar> Alright, I must retire to do some MP soon.
<Stilgar> You'll live.
<Foobaz> mp?
<sTanAdept> "Machine problem"
<Foobaz> military police? multiprocessins?
<Stilgar> Machine Problem
<sTanAdept> read computer programming assignment.
<Stilgar> Yup.
<Stilgar> I was surprised to hear that they use that term here, too.
<Foobaz> what's a machine problem?
<Stilgar> I thought it was constrained to the /loony/bin @ UIUC
<sTanAdept> -> #starcontrol <sTanAdept> read computer programming assignment.
<Inging> yeah, me too
<sTanAdept> hahah
<Foobaz> so a machine problem is reading the computer programming assignment?
          that doesn't make much sense
<Stilgar> But then my 661 professor said it, and the first thing that came to
          my mind was "#UIUC!"
<sTanAdept> Foo: No.
<Dark__One> AAHHHHH!
<sTanAdept> The "read" part was an idiom.
<Foobaz> oh
<Dark__One> NEVER EVER GET 98 or Active desktop!
<Dark__One> NEVER!
<Foobaz> don't worry, i wont :)

<Dark__One> why does 1+1=Infinite?
<Pulse> Because it can. Have you ever tried to talk sense to an equation?

<Tzzakz> www.mindspring.com/~rbrtjffrs/SC/
<Tzzakz> not much there :P

<sTanAdept> Go to bing186.cleveland.binghamton.edu:8000 w/ winamp
<sTanAdept> And listen to miasma radio.

<Spathi83:#starcontrol> when does quotmste say something
<Tsing:#starcontrol> When he feels like it, I suppose..
<Spathi83:#starcontrol> hm
<Spathi83:#starcontrol> can we get him to say something
<Spathi83:#starcontrol> is there a magic word like "quote"
<Spathi83:#starcontrol> quote
<Spathi83:#starcontrol> nope
ùíù SignOff MangoMan: #starcontrol (Ping timeout)
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Heh. I don't think normal people say 'That's me!' all the
                     time..
<Spathi83:#starcontrol> ....
<Spathi83:#starcontrol> i do....
<Spathi83:#starcontrol> That's me!
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Argh!
<Spathi83:#starcontrol> That's me!
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Maybe you can get a job as a TanBot
<Spathi83:#starcontrol> That's me!
<sTanAdept:#starcontrol> dorq.  :)
<Spathi83:#starcontrol> That's me!

ùíù Inging has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: It's Frungy
          day...
<Tsing> Fungy! Frungy! Frungy!
<Inging> Sport of kings!
<Tzzakz> When i think of frungy i think of a fot going Boing, Boing, Boing,
          Boing, Boing..
<Tsing> Damn, now Inging will get millions from Frungy endorsements..
<Inging> Yeah, It's the sport of Ings too!
<Tsing> I'd prefer it if it was the sport of Tsings..

calvertdeforest.com
drewsfamous.com

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<Poppy> It fills me with love to see you here today!
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+o Poppy] by sTanAdept
<Tsing> Ah. It's Poppy today, then. Brakky must be having a day off
<Master381> pkunk take turns
<Poppy> That's me!
<Tsing> Conratulations. You have now discovered Spathi83's favourite pastime
<Tsing> saying 'pk*nk' and cheering as the bot says' That's me!'
<Master381> lets see :)
<sTanAdept> I'm glad you guys have so much fun with that.

ùíù Tsing has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: Imperial Rhapsody
          - geocities.com/Area51/Zone/7681/rhapsody.html

http://www.neth erworld.com/~mgabrys/clock/images/thinkdifferent2.qt (6Mb)

<sTanAdept:#starcontrol> Dammit Mephisto.
<sTanAdept:#starcontrol> My web site does NOT live in your anus.

<R-man:#starcontrol> http://thor.prohosting.com/~fwiffo/Frames.html

<Stilgar:#StarControl> Helloooo!!!
<Stilgar:#StarControl> My linux box works!! I'm HAPPY!!!
<Stilgar:#StarControl> Ok be right back
<Stilgar:#StarControl> 
<Bonsai:#starcontrol> i see you are updating your page today
ùíù SignOff Stilgar: #starcontrol (Stilgar has no reason)
<QuoteMstr:#starcontrol> Das ist ganz gut
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Must mean Hell has started to freeze over... at least
                     according to Cheetah.
...
<Cheetah:#StarControl> I was referring to my general personal experience with
                       stilgar, and what happens when he says he's going to do
                       something
<Cheetah:#StarControl> for example
<Cheetah:#StarControl> shall we take bets when he will really be back
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Hehe
<Bonsai:#starcontrol> updating his page?
<QuoteMstr:#starcontrol> heheheh
<QuoteMstr:#starcontrol> I'll bet $666
<QuoteMstr:#starcontrol> on tomorrow
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Maybe a few hours?
<Cheetah:#StarControl> things like "I'll call you in 10 minutes" and I don't
                       hear from him for three days
<Bonsai:#starcontrol> that is an unlucky number
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Heh
<Bonsai:#starcontrol> heh
<QuoteMstr:#starcontrol> heh
<Cheetah:#StarControl> "Oh...well...I was busy..."

* >Deep-Reep #starcontrol is going to try to work the word Pkunk into all his
          messages now.
<Thecodont:#StarControl> hehe
<Deep-Reep:#starcontrol> so ahh. who here likes birds?
<Deep-Reep:#starcontrol> big fuzzy psychic birds?
<Deep-Reep:#starcontrol> like ahhhhh....
* >Deep-Reep #starcontrol glances at Awwky
<Deep-Reep:#starcontrol> our friend Awwky here!
<Deep-Reep:#starcontrol> the Pkunk!
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Hah!
* >Deep-Reep #starcontrol kicks Awwky. say it. pkunk.
<Deep-Reep:#starcontrol> grrrr..... pkunk
<Awwky:#StarControl> That's me!
<Deep-Reep:#starcontrol> it's case sensitive!

<Deep-Reep:#starcontrol> i wonder if i could make a bot that would say
                         something pkunk whenever someone said "that's me!"
<Awwky:#StarControl> That's me!
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Noooo!
<Deep-Reep:#starcontrol> kinda like: autoexec.bat having "autoexec.bat"
                         command in itself.
<Tsing:#starcontrol> No! Nooo! Noooooooooo!
<Deep-Reep:#starcontrol> don't get mad at the pkunk!
<Awwky:#StarControl> That's me!

ùíù Bonsai is now known as Bonaway
<Bonaway> Visit my webpage http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Fortress/7801/
<Bonaway> hehe

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<[FrizBee]:#StarControl> You Know You Have Been Playing Too Much StarControl
                         When...
<[FrizBee]:#StarControl> ...you believe the popularity of the Spice Girls was
                         due to a Syreen song subliminally recorded on their
                         CDs 
<[FrizBee]:#StarControl> ...you threaten to blast somebody back to Culture One
                         
<[FrizBee]:#StarControl> ...you release a jarful of bees into the school
                         faculty room, yelling 'Launch Fighters!' 
<[FrizBee]:#StarControl> the last one 
<Admrl-ZEX:#StarControl> kewl

<[FrizBee]:#StarControl> You Know You've Been Playing Too Much Star Control
                         When.......you become convinced that the three-years
                         old leftover in the back of the fridge is an
                         Umgah......you look for hyperspace-capability when
                         buying a new car...  

<Earthling> go to http://tfarchive.com/episodes.html and tell me if you can
            download deepmetal , only if you can download it I am not asking
            you to download it 

<Thecodont:#StarControl>  http://www.mindspring.com/~qualguy/index.html
<Thecodont:#StarControl> there

ÚÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ--- --  -
| inging (03211326@student1.netserv.chula.ac.th) (Thailand)
³ ircname  : Chotika Siripornpanich
³ server   : irc.anet-stl.com ([209.16.213.131] You only live twice)

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<Moonchild:#starcontrol> Thank you.
ùíù SignOff Moonchild: #starcontrol (See_you!)
<Bonsai:#starcontrol> WHAT THE HELL?!?!
<Cheetah:#StarControl> eh?
<Bonsai:#starcontrol> Moonchild?!
<Bonsai:#starcontrol> "thank you"?!
<Bonsai:#starcontrol> for what
<Bonsai:#starcontrol> ????

<Bonsai:#starcontrol> Visit my webpage
                      http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Fortress/7801/
<Bonsai:#starcontrol> BLaH!
<Bonsai:#starcontrol> I didn't mean to flash my webpage url

<Bonsai:#starcontrol> do you have a page?
<Foobaz:#StarControl> hehe, yah
<Foobaz:#StarControl> communityhigh.org/~slothware
<Foobaz:#StarControl> but i'm currently updating it, it won't work
<Foobaz:#StarControl> it should work again in about an hour

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<Stilgar:#StarControl> Wow. Harvard.
<Stilgar:#StarControl> We're not worthy!
<Bonsai:#starcontrol> hehehe

ùíù R-man [yage@d101.dial-1.cmb.ma.ultra.net] has joined #starcontrol
<Cheetah> hiya R-man
<R-man> hello
<R-man> wheres stilgar?
<Stilgar> Ya maniac, kacha mecaseach oti, ah??? ein dongle ve ein shmongle!!
<QuoteMstr> Where can I get BBB reports?
<Pulse> geh
<R-man> Hehe
<R-man> Yofi stilgy
<R-man> Ma yesh? Ani pashoot aragti otcha mi ahava
<R-man> :)
<Pulse> stilgar! gibble fan twon jiggy mez nut jor beatch bot yuu iz miyne
<QuoteMstr> wtf?
<R-man> HEhe
<Stilgar> You have a personal invitation from Killer_Pinzas to come to UMass
          and play an arcade game of XMan Vs. Street Fighter :)
<R-man> hahaah
<R-man> Heheeh
<Stilgar> R-man- Ahava horeget, ah? :)
<R-man> Ken :)
<Stilgar> Pulze- ma homie jigga nigga aussie kanga hop hop roo?
<Pulse> haha
<Pulse> stilgah
<Pulse> whussup homie?
<Stilgar> If I was an 8 figga nigga by the name of stilgah

<SewrRatt> Why are you sitting here with no one to talk to?
<Inging> hmm
<SewrRatt> Is this the first time you've pondered such a question?
<Inging> heh
<SewrRatt> Are you in a continuing loop of perpetual boredom?
ùíù SignOff Ingo: #starcontrol (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
<Inging> not really

<BananaGuy> Hi everyone
ð BananaGuy smiles on his comrades
<BananaGuy> hello?
<SewrRatt> ..
<SewrRatt> They're all dead.
<SewrRatt> Horrible plane crash.
ð BananaGuy screams in fear!
<SewrRatt> Twisted metal, flaming snack foods.
<BananaGuy> Oh my god, no!
<SewrRatt> The horror.
<SewrRatt> The horror.
ð BananaGuy begins to cry
<BananaGuy> Please, no, no more agony, no more pain *sob*
<SewrRatt> Get ahold of yourself!
ð BananaGuy BananaGuy washes away his tears!
<SewrRatt> To survive on this iceburg in the north atlantic, we must resort to
           cannibalism!
<BananaGuy> What!
<SewrRatt> Quick, eat Inging before he rots!
<SewrRatt> I call drumsticks.
<SewrRatt> You there? Quick, fart into my lighter so we can start a fire.
           Unless you like your Inging raw.
<SewrRatt> *eyes BananaGuy with hungry look* mmm... fresh meat...
ùíù SignOff BananaGuy: #starcontrol (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
ùíù BananaGuy [whocares@modem-51.indium.dialup.pol.co.uk] has joined
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<BananaGuy> Soory SewrRatt for the sudden leave
ð BananaGuy puts on apriests cloak and pulls out a bible
<BananaGuy> Dearly beloved
<BananaGuy> We are he to day, to remeber those who died in the horrific plane
            crash and some island
<BananaGuy> To @Pulse, Cheetah, and Inging who all died with honour
<BananaGuy> May they rest in peace (*sniffle*)
ð BananaGuy bows his head in respect to the dead and our heavenly lord
ùíù Ingo [whatever@mut-53-0266.direct.ca] has joined #starcontrol
<Ingo> hi
ùíù SignOff BananaGuy: #starcontrol (Ping timeout: 193 seconds)
ùíù SignOff Ingo: #starcontrol (Leaving)

Misery loves 
                company, but company 
                does not reciprocate.

<Stilgar> Hold on, be back in 10
<MangoMan> I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!!

<Stilgar> Wheee. I'm starting to log.
<Stilgar> Don't say anything that I can hold again you.
<Stilgar> Inging, did you get the email?
ð Inging waves to the people looking at the log

<__Stilgar> StilGar is bigdaddy@mkepm3163.ticon.net * shadoutmapes
<__Stilgar> StilGar on #linuxhelp 
<__Stilgar> StilGar using irc1.c-com.net [209.127.0.66] Charter Communications
            - Houston
<__Stilgar> stilgar End of /WHOIS list.
<Cheetah> heh
<__Stilgar> Stilgar_ is stilgar@c423688-c.cstvl1.sfba.home.com * Don't like
            the drugs but the drugs like me
<__Stilgar> Stilgar_ on @#jaeger97 
<__Stilgar> Stilgar_ using irc.home.com [24.2.6.194] @Home@IRC (doncha wish
            you had a cab
<__Stilgar> stilgar_ End of /WHOIS list.

<sDobDohl> alright it is oficial http://starcontrol.bizhosting.com/ 
...
<sDobDohl> what should I name my site?
<sDobDohl> Starcontrol, the pages of then and never?
<sDobDohl> earthling?
<sDobDohl> ANYBODY!?!?!?!
<MangoMan> the pages of yet another starcontrol site with the same old stuff
<sDobDohl> or The next to oficial #starcontrol page


ùíù Sti|gar [Stilgar@gray-109-140.dhcp.umass.edu] has joined #StarControl
<Sti|gar:#StarControl> Yay!
<Sti|gar:#StarControl> Someone actually uploaded something to the SCMP FTP!
* >Sti|gar #StarControl cheers for Inging
<Inging> hehe, you saw it already
<Sti|gar> Aye.
<Sti|gar> And I like it.
<Sti|gar> Well, "heard" it is a more accurate discription..

<Bonsai> EVERYONE UPDATE THEIR BOOKMARKS AND LINKS!!!  I HAVE MOVED TO
          http://bonsai.freehosting.net

<sDobDohl> starcontrol.bizhosting.com

<Dark__One> I got my own experimental webpage
<Dark__One> here take a visiit
<Dark__One> http://www.angelfire.com/sc/ISP/index.html
<Dark__One> ps it has nothing to do with Star Control
<Dark__One> PS VERY BASIC

<Tsing> You have doubled the number of starcontrol.something domains in the
          space of 1 day

ùíù R-man has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to:
          starcontrol.bizhosting.com/bonsia.freehosting.net/starcontrol.freeho
          sting.net

ùíù Bonsai has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to:
          bonsai.freehosting.net/starcontrol.bizhosting.com/starcontrol.freeho
          sting.net
<Bonsai> HAHA
<Tsing> Heh.. a subtle re-ordering of the sites, there...
<DrkEtrnl> my h/p = drketrnl.weyland-yutani.net
<Cheetah> it changed...
<FoobazSan> what's an h/p?
<DrkEtrnl> h/p = homepage
<Cheetah> home page..
<FoobazSan> my intermelee page is communityhigh.org/~slothware :)

<R-man:#starcontrol> Bonsia not everyone knows your E-mail address
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> A lot have seen me though
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> and visited my page
* >R-man #starcontrol is away - dinner
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> oh well
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> just don't tell
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> YOU KEEP SPELLING MY NAME WRONG
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> ITS BONSAI
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> ARGHHHH
<DrkEtrnl:#StarControl> they calling you bonsia?
<DrkEtrnl:#StarControl> :P
<DrkEtrnl:#StarControl> bonsai
<DrkEtrnl:#StarControl> how about bosnia
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> haha
...
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> http://bonsai.freehosting.net/
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> are you sure it isn't Bonsia.freehosting.net
...
<R-man:#starcontrol> It works Bonsia
<R-man:#starcontrol> oops
<R-man:#starcontrol> Bonsai
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Heh
<Tsing:#starcontrol> I'f you're not careful, an 'auto kick if you say Bonsia'
                     script will be appearing..
<Tsing:#starcontrol> I'f?
<Tsing:#starcontrol> What the hell am I talking about
<Tsing:#starcontrol> I't wou'ld se'em tha't Gram'mar i's no't my stron'g
                     poin't
...
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> R-man
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> spell my name wrong
<R-man:#starcontrol> I didn't spell your name wrong
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> do it
<R-man:#starcontrol> oh, you want me to spell your name wrong?
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> yeah
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Heh. This should be interesting..
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> do it
<R-man:#starcontrol> I don't want to, you'll kick me like Tsing said
<Tsing:#starcontrol> bonsia
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> I won't kick
<R-man:#starcontrol> You'll ban
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> no I won't
<R-man:#starcontrol> Fine
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> Tsing did
<R-man:#starcontrol> I trust you
<R-man:#starcontrol> Bonsia
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> see
<R-man:#starcontrol> There
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> scared you huh?
<R-man:#starcontrol> why did you want me to do that?
<R-man:#starcontrol> no not really, I was just curiouse
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> Tsing
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> spell my name wrong
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Again?
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> yeah
<Tsing:#starcontrol> bonsia
<Tsing:#starcontrol> That's Bonsia.
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> do it again
<Tsing:#starcontrol> bonsia
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<RedAdept:#starcontrol> whoops
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+o R-man] by RedAdept
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Heh. That's NASTY
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> sorry
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Hehehe
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Kicked the wrong person
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> here is my script
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> what am I doing wrong
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> on 1:TEXT:*bonsia*:#starcontrol:/kick #starcontrol
                        R-man 
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> HAHAHA!!!

<Master381:#StarControl> I call SCMP Project Skimop

<RedAdept:#starcontrol> spell my name bonsia pulse
<Pulse^:#starcontrol> and I rarely actually USE irc from work
<RedAdept:#starcontrol> see if you were paying attention
<Pulse^:#starcontrol> spell your name bonsia??
ùíù Pulse^ was kicked off #starcontrol by RedAdept (Don't get my name wrong!!)
ùíù Pulse^ [pulse@serial0-1.m00k0w.m1crosoft.com] has joined #starcontrol
<Pulse^:#starcontrol> fucking thing
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Oh deary me...
...
<CLU:#starcontrol> Bonsia?  Wtf?
ùíù CLU was kicked off #starcontrol by RedAdept (Don't get my name wrong!!)

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<Guybrush_> LECHUCK?!?!?!?! :)
<LeChuck_> Guybrush?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :)
ð LeChuck_ smacks Guybrush and tells him he's late
ð Guybrush_ takes out his lightsaber... oops, wrong weapon. Err... Guybrush
          takes out his... uh... sword.
<LeChuck_> okay!
ùíù SignOff LeChuck_: #starcontrol (i gotta go cause my bro's are here)
ùíù SignOff Guybrush_: #starcontrol (Look behind you, a three headed monkey!)
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<Guybrush_> Pressing the 'close' button when I should've pressed the
            'minimize' button, now THAT is stupid.
ð Guybrush_ is away: eating some replicated crap.
ùíù SignOff Guybrush_: #starcontrol (Look behind you, a three headed monkey!)

<Pulse^> at my new place and i bought a new car
<MangoMan> how is it?
<MangoMan> cool
<MangoMan> what kind?
<Pulse^> this won't mean anything to you, but a '97 ford falcon
<Pulse^> i'm getting some pics scanned tomorrow, it *FUCKING* rocks.
<MangoMan> that's a pretty good car, no?
<Pulse^> yes
<MangoMan> what pics?
<Pulse^> i love it
<MangoMan> oh
<MangoMan> of the car
<Pulse^> i've taken some photos of it
<MangoMan> heh
<MangoMan> enjoy
<Pulse^> :)
<Pulse^> i'll put them on www.froogle.net.au/~pulse/car
<Pulse^> check out that web site this time tomorrow, they should be there

<Earthling> www.tfarchive.com/episodes.html

<CLU> Find me a pile of Sailor Moon episodes in a crate and I'll be impressed.
           ;)
<Cheetah> sailor moon sux
<CLU> No way...
<Earthling> I am with Cheetah
<Cheetah> there's much better anime out there
<CLU> It's better if they're in Japanese and subtitled, though.
<Cheetah> sailor moon has mediocre imagery, action, and sex
<CLU> Then you actually get to hear Sailor Jupiter say "I should get to play
          Snow White, because I have the biggest breasts."

<Tsing> Surely doing a reasonable Human voice can't be too hard..
<Stilgar_> I want it to be a brit! :)
<Stilgar_> Brits are cool
<Stilgar_> And their accents :)
<Tsing> Do I assume you want the Ur-Quan to sound like they do on the 'Launch
          Fighters!' sound effect?
<Stilgar_> Probably.
<Stilgar_> I'm away for a bit...be back soon.
<Inging> how about a scottish accent? :)
<Tsing> Scottish Human? Or scottish Ur-Quan?
<Inging> scottish anything
<Tsing> Och aye, we are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. 
<Tsing> We cleanse Filth by pelting them with Haggis then tossing a Caber onto
          them..
<Tsing> (c) Tsing's cliched view of scottish people 1999.
<DrkEtrnl> Ing: want to test?

<Cpt_DAVE:#starcontrol> i got that from
                        http://starcontrol.gamestats.com/html/fford.htm

<Tsing:#starcontrol> Strange... on the Black Spathi member pages, one member's
                     design for a Black Spathi ship is a B5 centauri fighter..

ùíù Pulse^ has changed the topic on channel #starcontrol to: SCMP is taking
          off! - www.froogle.net.au/~pulse/car :)

<XRel:#Starcontrol> http://www.elfwood.com/zone47/artists/roman/i5b.jpg.html
<XRel:#Starcontrol> doesn't that look like somthing from SC2
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Heh.
<Tsing:#starcontrol> It's the Mark III!
<sDobDohl:#starcontrol> tsing - one more question above
<XRel:#Starcontrol>
                    http://www.elfwood.com/zone47/artists/dawid/Somewh.jpg.htm
                    l
<XRel:#Starcontrol> spacey
<XRel:#Starcontrol> psychadellic

<Pulse^:#starcontrol> if you're in mirc, type //$left(america,3) $right(villi,
                      1) $+ $left(soft,1) $left(georgia,1) $+ $right(monday,2)

<Earthling:#starcontrol> do u want to talk on the phone alot of time and waste
                         all of our money ?
<Admrl-ZEX:#StarControl> Okie... my number is 09-7493494

<Earthling:#starcontrol> go to http://members.xoom.com/iacon/

<Master381:#StarControl> England needs to have an impeachment trial for QEII 
<Earthling:#starcontrol> ok my brother is taking over the computer
<Earthling:#starcontrol> bye for now
<Earthling:#starcontrol> Bye
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Bye Earthling
<Master381:#StarControl> gutbye
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+o Earthling] by AdmrlAWAY
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Heh. A trial for QEII? What's the charge?
<Earthling:#starcontrol> Hi
<Earthling:#starcontrol> I am Earthling's Brother
<Master381:#StarControl> i dunno. it'd just be fun
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+o Earthling] by AdmrlAWAY
<Earthling:#starcontrol> What's up ?
<Master381:#StarControl> you will be enslaved
<Earthling:#starcontrol> Hey thanx for the ops !
<Master381:#StarControl> puny earthling
<Earthling:#starcontrol> TAKE OVER !~
<Master381:#StarControl> :)
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [-ooo Inging Pulse Tsing] by Earthling
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [-ooo AdmrlAWAY Cheetah CLU] by Earthling
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Oh deary me
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [-o {TheTao}] by Earthling
ùíù AdmrlAWAY was kicked off #starcontrol by Earthling (Earthling)
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+b *!*@pri1240.isdn.net.il] by Earthling
ùíù Cheetah was kicked off #starcontrol by Earthling (Earthling)
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+b *!*@cheetah.STUDENT.CWRU.Edu] by Earthling
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Whew
ùíù CLU was kicked off #starcontrol by Earthling (Earthling)
ùíù mode/#starcontrol [+b *!*@d24.pm3-lnk.ispi.net] by Earthling
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Eeek
>>> You have been kicked off #starcontrol by Earthling (Earthling)

<Korky:#StarControl> Im going to say stupid stuff now, so i wont see what you
                     wrote
<Korky:#StarControl> I Am a smurf
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Nooo...
<Korky:#StarControl> i dress in gardles
<Korky:#StarControl> SMURFS!
<Korky:#StarControl> me
<Korky:#StarControl> MEEE!
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Korky - I tried DCCing the 3ds file but it didn't work
<Korky:#StarControl> the blond one
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Smurfette? 
<Tsing:#starcontrol> Korky is SMurfette?
<Korky:#StarControl> Dardasit
<Tsing:#starcontrol> God help us
<Korky:#StarControl> as we call her
<Korky:#StarControl> She is damn hot
<Korky:#StarControl> Yeah baby
<Korky:#StarControl> she and Elvis

<brute:#starcontrol> netscape crashes on me if i leave it unattended
<brute:#starcontrol> i bet microsoft did that so we woulduse there peice o
                     shit browers

<Dark__One:#Starcontrol> http://starcontrol.freeservers.com/
<Dark__One:#Starcontrol> go there!
<Master381:#StarControl> why
<Dark__One:#Starcontrol> its not much, but seeing how i learned HTML 2 days
                         ago...
<Master381:#StarControl> for fun and profit?
<Master381:#StarControl> ok
<Dark__One:#Starcontrol> ITS MY WEB PAGE!
<Dark__One:#Starcontrol> NO FOR FUN ONLY!
<Cheetah:#StarControl> turn off the capslock
<Cheetah> stupid ad banners
<Dark__One> HEY CHHETAH
<Dark__One> oh sorry
<Dark__One> hey chetah, how do you use your FTP thingie?
<Cheetah> been talking on AOL lately, have we? (joke/sarcasm/take it easy)
<Dark__One> AOL?
<Dark__One> I HATE AOL!
<Inging> EVERYONE KNOWS COMPUTERS WORK BETTER WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL UPPER CASE
<Cheetah> ok ok
<Cheetah> heh
<Cheetah> not if you're running linux
<Cheetah> linux is a lowercase os
<Cheetah> =]
<Inging> heh
<Dark__One> THANK YOU INGLING

<MangoMan> gimme an M... gimme an M... gimme an R.. gimme an N..... gimme an
           M.... gimme an H.... gimme an R.... gimme an M.... now try and
           pronounce it!!!

<Stilgar_> I'm going to upload the rest of the site in a few minutes.
<Stilgar_> NO MORE FILE NOT FOUND ERRORS!
<Stilgar_> NO MORE HUNGER!!
<Stilgar_> NO DISEASE!
<Tsing> Heh
<Stilgar_> PEACE WILL COME UPON THIS WORLD!
<Stilgar_> (just as soon as I raise my hand)
<Tsing> Some people in here... Zod for example... have been wanting to join
          the SCMP, but there isn't a page about it
<Tsing> You've been losing potential members!
<Stilgar_> Of course there isn't!
<Stilgar_> How can there be, when obscurity has 3 bytes of free space?
<Tsing> 3 bytes? Wow!
ð Frungy leaves
ùíù SignOff Frungy: #starcontrol (There are something out there)
<Stilgar_> Yup.
<Stilgar_> I could type 21 whole characters.
<Stilgar_> Actually, 21 whole 0s and 1s.
<Tsing> J-o-i-n- -t-h-e- -s-c-m-p- -t-o-d-a-y-!
<Tsing> Damn
<Stilgar_> YES-TSING-I-WILL-JOIN-THE-SCMP-TODAY
<Tsing> Cunning recriutment tactic
<Stilgar_> WITH-PLEASURE-AND-LOVE

[Where's Mulder and Scully when you need them?]




<Tsing:#starcontrol> How long 'till the next wierd conversation will be ready,
                     do you think?
<Inging> funny you should ask that...
